Burger King introduces the gay Whopper. So far it’s only at one San Francisco Burger King during Gay Pride Week, but the company says “we may consider something even bigger later on.”
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Burger King introduces the gay Whopper
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The Whopper is the only fast food burger I like, but I don't think I can in good conscience patronise BK any longer. I'd be humiliated eating a burger wrapped in the gay flag.
I know Mcdonalds is a big homosexual issue supporter but they don't market gay to children and thats what Burger Queen has just done.
On a side note: McDonnell's makes the only fast food fries I Like, since McD's is always right next to BK I'll get a whopper at BK and drive next door to McD's for fries and a chocolate shake.
Guess my every monday night ritual on the way home from the range reward will just have to be limited to fries and a chocolate shake. ( McD's makes the best chocolate shake on earth in my opinion.
I tend to stay away from both places. I prefer Checkers/Rally's and Wendy's for burgers and Arby's for other than burgers. When at home, I make my own burgers, which no fast food place can compare to.
BTW, Checkers/Rally's have the best seasoned fries, and they also have several options of loaded fries that are awesome too.
At least for the time being, I still live in California. It's In-N-Out for me, if I have a choice. I grew up down the street from the original location, when there was only one.
In'n'Out Burger. Every burger and fries are freshly made, they pay their staff well, and staff is ALWAYS courteous, or they get disciplined. I have one that's a 3 min drive from my house. Good thing I only go there once a month! They're not pushing gay burgers. Never did like the Whopper. Funkiest "beef pattie" I ever tasted.
They don't even have a microwave or a freezer on the premises at In-N-Out. All fresh. I had some friends tell me their fries tasted funny. I had to tell them that was because they're fresh, and not coated with anything. Just fried potatoes.
Then I know people who bitch because of the reference to the bible quote on their packaging. Hey, I'm not a Christian, but I'm also not going to get upset by a Christian company printing references to bible passages on their packaging. If the food were bad, I'd stay away, bible or no.
http://badmouth.net/in-n-outs-bible-passages/
As for the 4x4, done it. Animal style. But check out THIS madman.
http://badmouth.net/in-n-out-the-20x20/
I heard in and out was a description of the body's reaction to the food! LOL.
I like Tommy's, but In-N-Out is good too. My stepson is in Chatsworth right now and posted a pic of a 4x4 from In-N-Out on his Facebook page. My wife is addicted to Breakfast Jacks, but we don't have Jack in the Box in FL.
Firstly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&feature=kp
Secondly: I hope this is legal.
Thirdly: silly me, I thought it was something (blunt instrument type of instrument) to whop homosexuals with. how fucked up is that?
Technically it should be "Burger Queen" if they are gonna sell a gay whopper...gay whopper, there has to be more puns in there somewhere...
I'm glad I don't like the Whopper, at least I won't be missing it.
I shouldn't ask but will they have a special Lesbian Burger too? How about a hamburger/hotdog for those that are transgender? and what about child molesters? Perhaps a junior hotdog in a rainbow wrapper?
Not Lesbian Burger, but this:
bit.ly/1lWZCOZ
OK, I give up. I don't know how to make a bitly link work here, so you'll have to C&P it.
Well you know the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
I suppose Burger Queen might be mounting
some sort of promotional campaign.
OK, updated riff on an oldie:
How did Ronald McDonald get AIDS?
The Burger King forgot to wrap his Gay Whopper.
Hey! This tastes like sh*t!
Turn it around!
Then it tastes like a rusty trombone.
Tastes like tuna.
Burger King: Have It, You’re Gay
http://www.thebagforum.com/upload/d1eacb5e4f1843141b4330975cb64c72.png
Do you have to swallow it all at once?
MGAP? Is that you?
Wait...
Meat in a bun??? What does that have to do with gay????
They pound the bun with the meat
They don't just slip the meat gently into the buns?
Some like ruffage
Yeah, that's why they toss the salad on there.
Steer clear of the brown sauce running down the legumes
DOUBLE meat between two buns... Extra mayo
Rimshot. (So to speak.)
One word: Zima