But the vending machine never said, “No.” We don’t mean to turn IHateTheMedia.com into a daily listing of strange sexual fetishes, but sometimes it just is what it is. Florida police just busted a very strange dude who “maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts” into a vending machine. Oh, sure, he got his giggles, but did he get his Snickers?
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Maybe while he's locked up, the boys will give him the fudge brownie packed with lotsa nuts special. Mr. 'ZITT' Aguilar, you may have problems in jail.
I just want to say that it is very sad that people are finding interhuman relationships to be so dissapointing and unsatisfying that they are going to animals and objects instead. This tells me that humans are becoming more self centered and our love for one another is becoming cold. It is very possible that these people are just crazy out of their minds, but it is becoming more and more usual, as I hear of people wanting to have intimate relatioships with plants, animals and objects (like the woman that wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower a few years back). It is sad and frightening to see how low in this world is becoming.
Perhaps this is the brother to the guy who wants to marry the raft? Maybe he thought the 10,000 DOLLAR BAR was more of that Obama cash and was real...
This is why Fark has a whole category just labelled "Florida."
Makes me SNICKER when I hear this ZERO used his BUTTERFINGERS to get his ZAGNUT. Is he from MARS or on COKE.
I just hope he didn't leave a MILKY WAY.
I read that and I was like uhm? and then I thought about it and that is just nasty!!!
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