By George: ABC’s Clinton Defender-in-Chief. While the Clinton’s cannot be counted to stand up for the little guy it is clear this little guy can be counted on to stand up for them. At least, given how the top of his head is nearly level with the guy sitting across from him, we assume Stephanopoulas is standing.
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courtesy of "It ain't Holy Water"
Bill Clinton & The Genie
Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama’s dog, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go ballistic.
Then he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."
Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this damned dog."
They walk over to the splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie looked at the remains and shook his head. "This critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Maybe there's something else you'd like?"
Bill thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo. "But I’m actually married to this woman called Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Hillary isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make her look like Monica?"
The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Damn, let's have another look at the dog!
In the olden days they called guys like Snuffleuppagas a spy, traitor, or worse...Nowadays guys like him can peddle influence for their friends on national TV and the government just yawns....The Clintoon's, they make the Russian mobsters look like the boy scouts...
Just another thought, Maybe Snuffleuppagas saw Vince Foster right after his "Suicide" and decided he would rather play ball with Bubba and BroomHillary....
George is just another useful idiot in the Klintoon stable. He thinks he's the smart one, but he's totally outclassed!
The Clintoon's Midget widget.....
There is nothing humorous about any of this, American government, career politicians are a disgrace, they pander to the wealthy, those with influence, they are purchased puppets that sell their honor and what little ethics they have to the highest bidder or those with the greatest potentials of increasing their power and influence. Stephanopoulas is just another poster child that reflects the state of corrupt, governmental deterioration that is destroying America. Sadly he will live out his life like the rest of the DC crowd, rich, above the law and arrogant!