Carney: I never told a lie

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• C'mon Jay, just one more time......

  http://satireworld.com/politics-2/201406191332/please-one-last-lie-for-old-times-sake/

  • Makes you wonder if his wife believes him when he says he never cheated on her.

• He must spend a ton of money on nose jobs to keep his nose from growing.

• Obviously saved the biggest lie (and that's saying something) for last.

• Apparently, then, he just uttered gibberish at every news conference, because he never told the truth.

• And Olivia is not mentally ill...two biggest lies ever told....

  • throw in "The check is in the mail" and you get the top three...

• It's more like the Stalin worshiping goon never told the truth.

• Carney: I never told a lie......that wasn't meant to be told.

  Incomplete statements can be confusing sometimes.

  • Carney: I never told a lie……that wasn’t preapproved by King Barky.

    • He never told a lie ... That he wasn't ordered to tell.

      • He never told a lie,...of his own.

        • That is accurate.

          Although I am SURE he has lied at some point in the past, during his tenure, he did lie FOR others or to promote others lies. It is a seriously sad to have that job and completely loose one's self respect.

• In a sense he never told a lie- he actually told a whole bunch of them... not just one- so he is right- kinda.

• I could believe that he's never chopped down a cherry tree, he is obviously lacking the required upper body strength.

  • I don't know about that. I'm betting that he has the wrist power to do that, after all his experience stroking Obama's carrot.