Blue-state governors to sue Trump over tax law: Blue Booby Babies sure don’t like it when they can’t exploit the red states anymore.
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The XFL is basically an NFL for Trump supporters, its creation is a naked attempt at monetising a divided America
The XFL is basically an NFL for Trump supporters, its creation is a naked attempt at monetising a divided America: Or maybe it will just be a place for football fans to go and watch a game without being told that they should be ashamed of themselves because of some unfalsifiable fairy tale about privilege.
DOJ recovers missing text messages between anti-Trump FBI agents Strzok and Page
DOJ recovers missing text messages between anti-Trump FBI agents Strzok and Page. This should be a treasure trove of Deep State, unless the DOJ cherry picks what they release to the public. This works out to about 10,000 texts per month. My wife couldn’t even beat that.
Trump: Fighting back against Russia probe is not obstruction
Trump: Fighting back against Russia probe is not obstruction
“I’m looking forward to it,” Trump said about being questioned by Mueller. “I would do it under oath.”
Mueller is backed into a corner. Everyday new revelations are surfacing that can lead to only two conclusions. Either the special prosecutor is the biggest idiot in the world or he is involved in a cover up that is orders of magnitude larger than Watergate. Either way Milhous Mueller is, at this point, only interested in creating crimes where none existed before and taking the heat off of himself. He is an expert at doing this. Trump would do well to not let his pride lead to his downfall.
How dumb are Princeton students

How dumb are Princeton students? So dumb the Princeton Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources, & Education office felt it was necessary to create an infographic telling students how to figure out who wants to dance with them.
Embarrassment for NBC News after Lester Holt apparently falls for North Korean propaganda
Embarrassment for NBC News after Lester Holt apparently falls for North Korean propaganda. Well, he falls for all the DNC propaganda so what’s new? Even NBC called BS on Lester’s BS.
“Who produced this garbage?” asked an NBC insider. “It is field producing 101 — don’t do a standup somewhere that’s been staged by a dictatorial regime.”
John Kerry goes full treason

John Kerry goes full treason. Kerry met with Palestine negotiator Hussein Agha in London and told him to “hold on and be strong,” and to tell Palestinian President Abbas to “stay strong and play for time and [don’t] break and give in to President Trump’s demands,” because there was “a good chance Trump won’t last a year.”
White House to Release New DACA Proposal on Monday
White House to Release New DACA Proposal on Monday. Hopefully it will say ‘no wall = no DACA.’
Angry illegals converge on Schumer home: ‘We won’t let him sleep!’
Angry illegals converge on Schumer home: ‘We won’t let him sleep!’ Well he should have called ICE.
Judge to Larry Nassar: ‘I just signed your death warrant’
Judge to Larry Nassar: ‘I just signed your death warrant.’ We hope Nassar enjoys being molested by fellow prisoners for his long, long time in jail.
The former Michigan State University and USA Gymnastics doctor was sentenced Wednesday to 40 to 175 years on sex assault charges – on top of a 60-year sentence for child pornography charges.
“I just signed your death warrant,” Circuit Court Judge Rosemarie Aquilina said.
Nasa is tracking a ‘potentially hazardous’ asteroid the size of the Burj Khalifa that will fly past Earth at a distance of just 200,000 miles
Nasa is tracking a ‘potentially hazardous’ asteroid the size of the Burj Khalifa that will fly past Earth at a distance of just 200,000 miles. NASA should start worrying about this more and global warming less. If this hit it would drop Earth’s temperature by 8 degrees celcius (46.4 degrees Fahrenheit). Global freezing anyone?
Earthquake fault runs through Rodeo Drive and Beverly Hills’ shopping district, California geologists say
Earthquake fault runs through Rodeo Drive and Beverly Hills’ shopping district, California geologists say. ♫♫ Until the earthquake hits on Santa Monica Boulevard ♫♫.

NFL rejects Super Bowl ad from veterans group

NFL rejects Super Bowl ad from veterans group. Once again the NFL shows its true colors. They’re perfectly fine with players making a disrespectful political statement by kneeling during the national anthem, but they won’t allow veterans to pay for and run a spot explaining why people should stand during the national anthem.
Trump Doesn’t Deserve Credit for Good Economic News
Lawrence H. Summers: Trump Doesn’t Deserve Credit for Good Economic News. One would think that if Larry Summers knew anything about fixing the economy he wouldn’t have given Obama the sort of advice that led to eight years of the worst economy since the Great Depression.
Cleaning Up Air Pollution May Strengthen Global Warming
Cleaning Up Air Pollution May Strengthen Global Warming
Pollution in the atmosphere is having an unexpected consequence, scientists say—it’s helping to cool the climate, masking some of the global warming that’s occurred so far.
So long as unpredictable events are occurring then the science is not settled and the consensus is wrong.
In ‘Jaw-Dropping’ Text, Peter Strzok Expressed ‘Concern’ About Joining Mueller Team
In ‘Jaw-Dropping’ Text, Peter Strzok Expressed ‘Concern’ About Joining Mueller Team. The city of Oakland California is happy, before this they were the only ones where “there is no there there.”
In an interview with WISN-Milwaukee radio host Jay Weber, Johnson read aloud a May 19, 2017 text that Strzok sent to Lisa Page, an FBI lawyer and his mistress.
Strzok wrote: “You and I both know the odds are nothing. If I thought it was likely, I’d be there no question. I hesitate in part because of my gut sense and concern that there’s no big there there.”
Tesla on autopilot crashes into back of parked fire truck on freeway
Tesla on “autopilot” crashes into back of parked fire truck on freeway. Public service message from IHTM: never trust your life to government-subsidized technology claiming it can drive your car for you. Never. You’d be safer with an Allahu-Akbar-yelling Somali cab driver.

Liberals livid after deal to end shutdown #SchumerSellout
Liberals livid after deal to end shutdown #SchumerSellout. This is like a win-win-win-win for Trump and the Republicans.
FBI ‘Failed To Preserve’ Five Months Of Text Messages Between Anti-Trump FBI Agents
FBI ‘Failed To Preserve’ Five Months Of Text Messages Between Anti-Trump FBI Agents. In Washington, DC lingo that translates to “We crooked bastards deleted the shit out of everything.”
Adam Schiff Doesn’t Want FISA Memo Released Because He Thinks Americans Are TOO STUPID To Understand It
Adam Schiff Doesn’t Want FISA Memo Released Because He Thinks Americans Are TOO STUPID To Understand It: Hack Adam Schiff is picking party over country once again because he is afraid of what will happen once the country finds out what his criminal party has been up to.
https://youtu.be/P34zKSW1l68
Government shutdown thread

Government shutdown thread. This is where visitors to IHTM can share the heinous inconveniences, terrible tragedies, and cruel calamities caused by the shutdown of the federal government.
‘Negotiating with Jell-O’: How Trump’s shifting positions fueled rush to shutdown
‘Negotiating with Jell-O’: How Trump’s shifting positions fueled rush to shutdown. Float like a blob of Jell-O, sting like a bee.

Fired FBI director James Comey to teach ethics at Virginia college
Fired FBI director James Comey to teach ethics at Virginia college: The job was first offered to Robert Mugabe, but he wanted too much money.
One Year Ago Today Trump was Sworn In
One Year Ago Today Trump was Sworn In: Happy anniversary snowflakes, your tears grow more delicious every day.
Supreme Court blocks order to redraw North Carolina congressional map
Supreme Court blocks order to redraw North Carolina congressional map. Yet more winning by the GOP.
The justices appear to have split, 7-2, in deciding to put on hold the ruling that tossed out the state’s map as “an unconstitutional partisan gerrymander” in favor of Republicans. The map will likely remain in effect for the 2018 midterm elections.