Category: 2019 News

Laptop holding Trump Tower floor plans, Hillary Clinton email investigation info stolen from Secret Service agent. What kind of dummy (much less a Secret Service agent) leaves anything (including used chewing gum) in their car anymore?

Islam’s death toll. 270 million and counting: 120 million Africans, 60 million Christians, 80 million Hindus, 10 million Buddhists, hundreds of thousands of Jews.

Remember how conservative groups spent years trying to get tax-exempt status? Yeah, well, an “After School Satan Club” in the state of Washington got tax-exempt status from the IRS in ten days.

Reminder to commuters: trains do their own snowplowing. Waiting passengers at New York’s Penn Station learned that the hard way Wednesday morning.

Stephen Colbert Mocks Rachel Maddow: We really wanted to like this, but even with material this good he’s still not funny.

Trump Budget Proposes Killing All Funding for PBS, NPR and National Endowment for the Arts: Good, let the DNC pay for their own propaganda for a change.

TV Gets Woke: How Scripted Series Are Confronting Social Issues Like Never Before:

Reggie Bythewood’s grandfather was a police officer who taught him how to drive. He also gave him “the talk.”

“That’s what to do and what not to do when a racist police officer pulls you over,” explains Bythewood, a writer and producer whose films include “Notorious” and “Get on the Bus.” “Stay calm,” he recalls. “Repeat the officer’s name. No sudden moves.”

So responsible father figures in the black community tell kids the exact same thing responsible father figures in the white community do -of course in the case of the latter nobody is getting a tv show out of it, but then again no one said the world was fair.

Chelsea Clinton fuels speculation of political run: Unlike most organized crime families the Clintons don’t actually provide anything that people want and so yes she is going to, at some point, run -using the government to line their pockets is the only talent these folks have.

Dennis Kucinich says Obama wiretapped him, too. And then leaked the recording to a newspaper who confronted him with, “Is this your voice?” Kucinich’s 2011 conversation with a Libyan official was on his congressional office telephone and was approved ahead of time by House lawyers.

CBO: Full Repeal of Obamacare Insures More Americans than Ryan’s Obamacare-lite Plan. So just repeal it. Tweak it later.

WHEN WILL NBC RETRACT STORY ABOUT TRUMP NOT PAYING TAXES FOR 18 YEARS? Probably about the same time Hell freezes over.

Colbert mocks Conway by replacing show’s cameras with microwaves: Cool story bro, now do Obama mispronouncing OBGYN.

https://youtu.be/x-cWuLkrgYA

Spicer: Trump didn’t mean wiretapping when he tweeted about wiretapping. How is it that CNN doesn’t question the slang term “hacked” being employed to describe what Russians supposedly did to our last election but get all butt-hurt when the slang term “wiretapped” is used to described spying in general? Especially since there is zero compelling evidence that the Russians “hacked” the election; but we know for an absolute fact that the entire nation is under surveillance.

Do Apes Deserve ‘Personhood’ Rights? Lawyer Heads to N.Y. Supreme Court to Make Case. Any chance pre-born humans could get in on this action?

McCain: Provide wiretap evidence or retract– Weird how McCain isn’t taking the same position on the spurious claim that Russians hacked the election.

Indian scientist to work on starting zombie apocalypse. For real, seriously. The guy has received approval from the government of India to experiment on bringing dead people back to life.

CNN talking head eats human brains with cannibals to show tolerance. Since eating brain is a known disease vector for bovine spongiform encephalopathy, we are faced with a philosophical question: if a CNN personality contracts Mad Cow Disease, how will we be able to tell?

New York to scrap literacy test for teachers. Guess why.

Anger mounts over handling of US attorney firings: The media is predictably reacting to this news in a much different way than they did back when Clinton fired all 93 of the US Attorney’s in a single day. But there is one very different issue between the two. Clinton fired them all for political reasons. Trump must do this because, from day one, the holdovers from the Obama Deep State have been working to destroy the new administration.

https://youtu.be/pLQrM30z4s8

No new police station in Rinkeby. Stockholm, Sweden, decided they needed a new police station in the immigrant-violence-plagued suburb of Rinkeby but so far they can’t find a construction company willing to build it. They’re all too afraid of the Muslim immigrants in the area.

Half-brother tweets image of Barack Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate. Various Obama scams and illegalities seem to be coming home to roost now that he doesn’t control the federal police agencies.

And you thought the U.S. had problems. South Korea’s president was officially impeached and removed from office but refuses to leave the presidential residence.

Credit Suisse Says Plan to Hire 10,000 Muslim Refugees Is Hurting Starbucks’ Brand and Sales. Meanwhile Black Rifle Coffee announced immediately after this that they will hire 10,000 veterans. Want to guess who’s expanding and who’s not?

Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court: Liar liar -well, you know the rest.

McConnell: Tax reform unlikely by August Who is this McConnell guy and where was he during the Obama years?