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NORTH KOREA DENIES ROLE IN CYBER-ATTACK; OFFERS TO HELP U.S. FIND REAL CULPRITS! In other news they’re also going to help OJ find the real killer.

SONY AGREES TO LET AL SHARPTON HAVE A SAY IN HOW THEY MAKE MOVIES. We wonder how much Al extorted is getting paid?

Not just tolls: E-Z Pass keeping an eye on speeders. Yet more government spying.

Obama: Sony made a mistake in pulling “The Interview”; Update: Sony exec says they talked to the White House. Looks like the Liar-in-Chief just had to sneak one more whopper in before his vacation.

ACLU Sues Ferguson School District For Having Too Many White People. Why sue? Just have some more riots and burn the school down.

Vermont governor drops plans for Gruber-designed government healthcare. He’s spent time and taxpayer money on this idea for four years. He ran for re-election this year based on this idea. But now that the election is over, he’s coming clean and admitting it would send state taxes through the roof. Clearly, this is a Democrat with potential as a presidential candidate.

New Bergdahl Bombshell Could Bring Obama Down, And He’s Doing His Best To Hide It. Perhaps Bo will be the new deserter czar.

Eric Holder decrees that cross-dressing is a civil right. Hey, if the president can legislate without Congress, why not the attorney general?

NY AG Tells Retailers: Stop Selling Toy Guns Immediately. We were unaware Sony ran so many stores.

New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman has sent cease and desist letters to major retailers like Wal-Mart, Amazon, K-Mart, Sears, and ToyArsenal telling them to stop selling toy guns to New Yorkers.

And of course, the major retailers caved immediately.

Obama: Sony made a mistake. George Clooney…you finally  have someone who will sign your petition!

That Didn’t Take Long… Charlie Rangel Is First Lawmaker to Do Live Interview From Havana. Looks like Charlie is the first one to get in on the action be a diplomat.

BREAKING: Movement to Kick Out John Boehner Gets Some VERY Good News.

A campaign to oust Boehner has already received over 250,000 supporters in less than 48 hours. The “Don’t be Yellow: Dump Boehner Now” campaign encourages voters to send letters to their representatives in Congress asking them to reject Boehner and choose a new speaker of the House.

“It appears this campaign will generate millions of letters by the time Boehner reconvenes the House,” said Joseph Farah, who is behind the campaign.

Well? What are you waiting for?

George Clooney: No one in Hollywood would sign my letter of support for Sony Pictures. Normally we’re not real impressed with Clooney or Dershowitz, but this time they both have it right. As for the Hollywood chickens they should get rid of Oscar and have Chicken Little Awards this year.

West Harlem Residents Are Fed Up With ‘Aggressive’ Raccoons Terrorizing Neighborhood. We’re amazed CBS ran this headline, it’s very close to being racist.

Vladimir Putin invites Kim Jong-un to Moscow. Putin’s going to have Russian basketball star Dennis Rodski and a hotel full of mamooshkas at the ready.

Federal Appeals Court Strikes Another Blow To Gun Control. What really needs to be banned is insane politicians from practicing politics.

Secret Service: We’re Going to Need a Bigger Fence. Just call the Mayor of NY Bill de Blasio, he’ll get you the hook-me-up. Tip-Some No Peasants Allowed signs would add to the ambiance.

First K-Mart, now Big Lots closing in Ferguson. Damn! Where they gonna go looting when the next riot hits?

Greta Van Sustern: Sony Was “Stupid” and “Idiots” to Make NK Movie; Should Have Known They’d Be Hacked, Threatened with 9/11-Style Terrorist Attacks. Greta must be trying out for a job at MSNBC.

Scott Walker Is Dialing Back His Common Core Opposition. He must be angling to be Jeb Bush’s Vice President by playing to the moron crowd. He just got crossed off the people we’d vote for list.

Pentagon calls ISIS ‘Daesh’ for first time. We call the Pentagon PC morons “Douche.”

Poll: Would you support more restrictive gun laws in your state? Go here and vote! The smoking loons at PBS are losing by a large margin.

Will Cuba Return Cop Killer Joanne Chesimard To U.S. With New “Normalization“? Dream on.

Black Woman Cries Racism Because White Man Sits Next To Her On A Train. White people sit in the back of the train.

BREAKING: US Special Forces Engage ISIS for the First Time… Here’s How It Ended Up.  One ISIS members last words were-Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!