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CIA Docs Obtained by JW in 2010 Show Congress Approved of Enhanced Interrogation. Whoopsie! We wonder if DiFi gave this her seal of approval and is now feigning outrage?

Ohio police say man painted gun to resemble toy. We wondered how long it would take some enterprising criminal to do this. It renders identifying toy guns via colors useless.

Obama: ‘I Spend Most of My Time Watching ESPN in the Morning.’ Well now, this really instills confidence.

Colorado school bribes kids to eat Michelle O lunches. We wonder if the budget for this is included in the new Bonerbus bill?

David Ruenzel: Guy Who Made A Living Excusing Black Criminality Just Got Murdered By Two Black Oakland Males. Whopsie! There goes that karma thing again.

ISIS issues rules and guidelines for sex slavery. Because every good Muslim wants to know what the rules are, so he doesn’t do something wrong.

‘Man of the people’ de Blasio builds taller fence around Gracie Mansion. No peasants allowed!

New DOJ data debunks college rape claims. Feminists and phony rape victims have been claiming 20% of females get sexually assaulted in college. Turns out it’s really only 0.61%, which makes them safer than women who are not in college.

MSNBC Reporter Insults Rick Perry to His Face… His Response Is LEGENDARY [VIDEO]. “Running for the presidency is not an IQ test.” To report for MSNBC it appears you don’t even need an IQ.

Skeptics Cleared Off Stage: Apollo 7 Astronaut Rushed Off Stage At UN Climate Summit To Make Way For Kerry Photo Op. Evidently the greentards think ketchup is more important than a genuine American hero.

EXCLUSIVE–PALIN ON OBAMA/BOEHNER CROMNIBUS BILL: ‘IT STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.’ The voters vote and no one listens.

Hannity Unloads on ‘Cowardly’ John Boehner After House Passes $1.1 Trillion Spending Bill: ‘We’ve Got Our Own Gruber.’ It seems to us there’s an entire shitload of Repiglican Gruber’s running around Congress.

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No Whites Allowed: Black Michael Brown Protesters Bar White People From Participating. Racist we much!

BREAKING: IT PASSED — UPDATE: ROLL CALL VOTE.  See the RINOs! We hope they see the egress.

BOEHNER CLAIMS HE’S THE VICTIM AND THAT HE’S FORCED TO PUSH THIS CROMNIBUS BECAUSE OF THE SENATE. Waaaah! Wahhh! Someone change his diaper with him in it please. What a douche.

House GOP leaders scramble for votes on spending bill, as problems erupt. Any Republican voting for this piece of crap risks being voted out next time. Things like this bill are why the Democrats were slaughtered last month. Slaughters go both ways. Boner isn’t tan, he’s full of shit and it shows through.

Environmental whackos damage ancient geoglyphs for publicity stunt. The Peruvian government is intent upon prosecuting, scaring Greenpeace into a rare apology for the “moral offence,” whatever that is. An official said footprints and damage to lines will last “hundreds or thousands of years.”

Berkeley commemorates 50th anniversary of Free Speech Movement… by letting student protesters shut down billionaire libertarian’s speech.

Sheriff Joe 1, Obama 0. Sheriff Joe was the first one into court fighting Obama’s amnesty and he won the first round against Justice Department lawyers who, as per normal procedure for Eric Holder when it comes to constitutional questions, wanted to delay the lawsuit until amnesty was a fait accompli.

Dem Lawmaker: CIA Should Apologize to Al-Qaeda (Video). The word stupid no longer describes this woman. We suggest she be upgraded to Moron 1st Class. How about Al Qaeda apologizes to us for the deaths of 2,996 people in 9/11 attack first you dumb bitch?

MICHELLE OBAMA IS TRYING TO CLOSE DOWN THIS RESTAURANT AND YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY WHICH ONE IT IS. Mein Menu does not include the pollitically incorrect Chick-fil-A.

VIDEO: Welfare Mom With 15 Kids Blames Something Absurd for All Her Problems. Note no mention of the baby daddies paying one cent.

In fact, Angel Adams has fifteen kids by three different men, none of whom is her husband.

Here’s the sad part: The children apparently don’t have enough food, clothes, or shelter … and Angel Adams refuses to take responsibility for them.

Instead, she believes that it’s the job of other people to provide for them, and she blames the welfare system for not paying her more.

Perhaps she should apply for one of those CFPB no check home loans. That should end up well.

BOEHNER OMNIBUS GIVES SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS TO ILLEGAL ALIENS UNDER OBAMA AMNESTY. This bill is turning into the Republican version of Obamacare. How about we call it Bonercare? The citizens of the United States are getting the shaft.

Republicans Make Bold Stand on Light Bulbs, Cave on Amnesty and ObamaCare. Dimbulbs save lightbulbs.

Support for gun rights at highest point in two decades. Never you mind. The elite like Nanny Bloomberg know what’s best for you.