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Salon blames Paris murder rampage on:

A) Muslims
B) Poor leadership in Europe
C) American conservatives

An Entire Multitude Of French Men, Enraged At The Islamic Slaughter Of French People, Enter Muslim Refugee Camp And Set The Whole Place On Fire. Well they may not have guns but 5 liters of gas and a match can raise all kinds of hell. Bon! Bien fait! Bon travail!

They are cutting us down one by one…dead bodies everywhere’: Jihadist gunmen slaughter concert-goers before detonating suicide belts when police storm the venue. Horror. They caught one terrorist. I hope he’s finding out what Friday the 13th is all about.

OBAMA: ISIS IS NOT GETTING ‘STRONGER,’ WE HAVE ‘CONTAINED’ THEM. This is what he said earlier today. It came back and bit him in the ass big time.

CAUTION! SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STUDENTS PLEASE LEAVE THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY AND GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE PLACE. THIS MAY BE MORE THAN YOU CAN TAKE RESULTING IN YEARS OF COUNSELING. NOTE THESE PEOPLE IN PARIS DID NOT HAVE A SAFE SPACE.

Paris shootings: Casualties in city centre and explosion at Stade de France. No who or why yet. Local problems or Muslims? Other reports say 2 shooters with machine guns and hand grenades, claim 2 dead and 7 wounded. Supposed multiple explosions at Stade de France during game between Germany and France. Several French news agencies now reporting 18 dead. Reported hostage situation at Bataclan (concert venue). 

More attacks being reported, dead being reported at 20. BBC reporters are saying as many as 60 hostages taken at the concert hall in Paris.

Now up to claimed 26 dead. Reported suicide bombers. Reported coordinated attacks.

We will venture a guess this is a white, Christian, conservative group of veteran church-goers from the Southern United States. Yes President Obama – no mass murders in civilized European countries with gun control.

Now reported 100 hostages.

Reports men in theater yelled “Allah Akbar” as they opened fire. (Daily Mail)

French Police now claim 6 coordinated attacks. Borders sealed.

Now reported up to 60 dead.

Escaped hostage from concert said they’re shooting hostages one by one in silence.

Obama doesn’t ‘want to Speculate’ on who may be Behind Paris Terror Attack

Asshole!

Police storming theater to rescue hostages. 5 small explosions, gunfire, then silence.

Fox News is reporting suspect arrested in Paris is Syrian & with ISIS

Theater operation over, 2 terrorists DOA

Over 140 158 dead.

 

We’ll update.

 

Here’s The (Updated) List Of Crimes Hillary Has Potentially Committed.  Up to 15.

Mizzou Team store not selling MU “Whiteout” shirts for BYU game. Yet another fit of stupidity.

Missouri unveils new, awkwardly-timed, all-white uniform for this week’s game. Now that’s funny.

Highlight from Loretta Lynch resume turns into disaster for DOJ. Remember how she bragged about being in charge of the arrest and prosecution of Vincent Asaro, the mob boss? Well, he was just acquitted of all charges.

Secret Service agent arrested for sending naked pictures of himself… to what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.

Meet The Mizzou Media Professor Who’s Trying To Ban Media Coverage: For a change of pace instead of hiding from the light the cockroaches are demanding that the light hide from them.

https://youtu.be/QeS7DtYStcI

20 People Have Been Shot In Chicago Over The Past 24 Hours. No safe places in Chicago. Perhaps the special snowflakes at Mizzou should go protest about this.

Now It’s Politically Incorrect to Criticize ISIS in CALIFORNIA! We suppose had it said “No Christians” it would have been no problem and he would have gotten an award for license plate of the year.

At Missouri, black demonstrators ask white demonstrators to leave. Sooner or later, Democrats always return to their roots. Segregation? Racial hatred? KKK threats? We’re seeing the whole Democrat Party playlist in Missouri right now, the same playlist they’ve used since the 1830s.

Student protests spread across nation. This is the direct result of the weak-kneed kowtowing that college administrators displayed at Yale and Missouri. Now the Great Uneducated Ninnies in college think they can get anything they want.

Missouri professor resigns for not canceling exam during KKK threats. But wait, it’s more ridiculous than that. The KKK threats turned out to be phony, the professor bowed to pressure and canceled the exam, nobody was hurt physically or scholastically. But he resigned anyway. On the bright side, the university refused to accept his resignation.

Tweet of the day. We put this up awhile ago, it’s going crazy on Twitter. Thought you’d enjoy. Our thanks to our Twitter followers for the re-tweets.

#Mizzou has ordered new safe space school desks for their special snowflakes. pic.twitter.com/h3zKJhCnM2

— I Hate The Media©™ 🇺🇸 (@ihatethemedia) November 12, 2015

University of Missouri Authorities Apprehend Suspect Behind Social Media Threats. Evidently their computer science classes aren’t very good if they caught the dumbass this fast.

Park, a computer science student, was taken into custody around 1:50 a.m. at a residence hall in Rolla, about 100 miles south of the flagship campus in Columbia, school officials said.

Zero evidence of poop swastika in University of Missouri bathroom. If you’re keeping score, that’s two fake racial incidents and two real resignations so far.

MISSOURI STUDENT BODY PREZ PAYTON HEAD LINKED TO OBAMA. To quote Gomer Pyle: Surprise, surprise, surprise.

German MP Calls for Forced Labor to Serve “Refugees.” It’s starting to sound like Nazi Germany is rearing it’s ugly head again.

Claire McCaskill Tells All Men to Shut the Hell Up- If McCaskill is serious about not wanting men to talk to her she should just take her happy ass to a singles bar.

Scandal: Jews not invited to Swedish Kristallnacht commemoration. When you can’t invite Jews to your Holocaust remembrance because it might offend some crypto-nazi barbarians then your Kirstalnacht event is no longer a commemoration but has become a celebration instead.

Appeals court keeps block on Obama immigration. Now they’ve done it. He’ll get the Mizzsou football team to have a temper tantrum.

BLOODBATH! Another Mizzou Official Forced To Resign. Mr. Whipple is out, too. No more Charmin for the rest rooms.