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‘Her campaign is running on fumes’: Final Senate race looks to be a Louisiana laugher as internal polls show GOP’s Bill Cassidy opening up 16-point lead over Sen. Mary Landrieu. Dead woman walking.

BUFFALO STAMPEDED: Sorry Your Family Member Just Died. Give Us His Guns. Now. This asshole has taken Charlton Heston’s comments too seriously.

Jonathan Gruber Admitted Obama Was In The Room When Cadillac Tax Lie Was Created. Looks like the Cadillac lie got us the FIAT of healthcare. (FIAT = Fix It Again Tony).

http://youtu.be/Y_e00NjQvFM

Feds Spent $10 Million on a Video Game About Escaping a Fat Town. Ain’t nothin’ gonna make them kids eat Michelle Obola lunches. Give it up already,

European Space Agency lands spaceship on hurtling comet after 4-billion-mile journey. Meanwhile, over at NASA, no word about their high-priority outreach effort to Muslims.

In Third Video, Obamacare Architect Talks About ‘Basic Exploitation’ Of American Voters [VIDEO]. Triple dog stupid.

http://youtu.be/AqHz2XcUGok

Sheeesh – The Braintrust Behind “Anonymous Operation Ferguson” Is A Guy In Pakistan… In our opinion he’s trying to create the equivalent of a terrorist attack on Ferguson via stirring things up and causing riots. If it were us we’d call this ass a terrorist and have a drone pay him a nice visit.

Mitch McConnell Slams Climate Change Deal as an ‘Unrealistic Plan’ in Scathing Statement. Will Mitch actually do anything besides shooting his mouth off? Watch the next episode of As the Climate Turns.

Howard Dean: Obamacare Created by ‘Elitists Who Don’t Fundamentally Understand the American People.’ Gee ya think so Howard?

Alaska Senate Race Called for Dan Sullivan. There’s a new Republican gold rush in Alaska.

Suburban DC school district takes Christmas off calendar after Muslims complain. Santa’s not going to be very merry!

Loretta Lynch Belonged to Jew-Hating, Pro-Terrorist Harvard Group. It appears the Divider-in-Chief may have a new radical Attorney General. Get ready for more abuses of power.

Obama strikes Global Warming deal with China. After secret negotiations, during which President Xi Jinping apparently plied President Obama with cosmopolitans and sexy male waiters until he didn’t know up from down, the two men announced that the United States will destroy its economy in order to reduce carbon emissions by 26 to 28 percent over the next eleven years while, in return, China, the world’s biggest polluter, will do… nothing.

On Veterans Day, Biden understates Iraq/Afghanistan casualties by 47,000. “Every day for the last six years, I ask my staff early in the morning to contact the Department of Defense to get a detailed report of the number of troops deployed, the number wounded, and the number killed. Not a general number; the exact number every day,” said the vice president… right before getting the number completely wrong.

MEXICAN MARINE ACCUSED OF EXECUTING CARTEL HITMAN. There’s a problem with this? We say give him a promotion and more ammo and tell him to have at it.

EMPLOYEE MORALE AT CNN COLLAPSES.  How’s doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result working out for you CNN?

Maine Sen. Angus King: Who cares if ObamaCare architect Jon Gruber thinks voters were deceived about ObamaCare? SSDD. Same day different douchebag.

Obamacare Architect Gruber: I Regret Calling American People ‘Stupid.’ Translation: Whoops! I got caught being the asshole I really am! I’ll just try and walk this back a little, don’t want the Democrat morons in Congress who voted for this POS to know I was really talking about them.

EXCLUSIVE LEAK: EXPLOSIVES FOUND AT BRIDGE NEAR ARIZONA BORDER WITH MEXICO. Nothing to see here, just leftovers from July 4th.

Breaking: Clayton, MO Office Workers Told to Head Home Monday Afternoon, Choppers in Sky. We’ll see. Nothing on the MSM yet.

Gum-chewing, limo-eschewing Obama riles some Chinese. Well he’s pissed of the US, Israel, Russia and other assorted countries, so now he’s going to piss off China. What a guy.

ELIZABETH WARREN HONORED AT BEVERLY HILLS ACLU DINNER. Looks like Hillary’s got competition and Obama got dumped.

N4T Investigators: Border Patrol stripping agents of their rifles. Smart border control. Next week they’ll probably get Nerf Guns for replacements.

Ivy League students ask Rick Perry for anal sex during campus visit. Perhaps they should rename the college Fartmouth.

Rush Limbaugh suing Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Dear God, please let this go to court because it will be more fun to watch than the Super Bowl.