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Susan Rice Offers Us Assurances She’ll Stay On As National Security Adviser. Were those cheers we just heard coming from the Islamic State?

OBAMA: I’M BIG, YOU’RE SMALL, I’M RIGHT, YOU’RE WRONG. President Delusional just doesn’t get it.

World’s largest solar plant applying for federal grant to pay off federal loan. Google owns part of this, they should pay it off not the taxpayers or ratepayers. Talk about a screw-job, this makes Solyndra look like a kid stealing a candy bar.

The Ivanpah solar electric generating plant is owned by Google and renewable energy giant NRG, which are responsible for paying off their federal loan. If approved by the U.S. Treasury, the two corporations will not use their own money, but taxpayer cash to pay off 30 percent of the cost of their plant, but taxpayers will receive none of the millions in revenues the plant will generate over the next 30 years.

Hopefully come January this shit will stop.

BREAKING: Hackers Leak Secret Security Report – Exact Date/Time of #Ferguson GJ Decision. Hopefully not, but this could be one of the worst Monday’s ever.

Mitch McConnell Says His Top Priority Is To ‘Get The EPA Reined In.’ While you’re at it rein in President Obola, the IRS, DHS and every other out of control alphabet agency we have (which is probably all of them).

Obama approves sending up to 1,500 more US troops to Iraq. And they wonder why the Republicans kicked their asses Tuesday night. President No-Boots-On-The-Ground lies yet again. Imagine the outrage if a Republican president did this.

Number of People Under “Active Monitoring” for Ebola in NYC Triples, City Officials Say. The White House’s version of Smart Medicine in action is to keep letting them in and keep playing with fire.

The number of people under “active monitoring” for Ebola symptoms has increased from 117 on Monday to 357 people Wednesday, health officials said.

Hold off on that victory celebration for Illinois. Seems the new “Republican” governor is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. We shoulda known the crooked Cook County political machine wouldn’t allow a conservative to win. Bruce Rauner is a major donor to the Democrat Party, Planned Parenthood, and the ACLU, with ties to Rahm Emanuel, Rod Blagojevich, and Bill Daley.

Rangel Sees a Bright Side After ‘Hell of a Tough’ Night For Democrats. Pay your taxes.

Nancy Pelosi on Democratic Voters: It’s Your Fault.  Typical! Queen Botox points the finger any direction but her’s and the Democrat’s. It’s never their fault.

Josh Earnest refuses to admit Democrats lost on Tuesday. As White House reporters laugh at him incredulously.

WEATHER CHANNEL MORNING SHOW BEATS CNN, MSNBC. So either their news sucks or everyone’s waiting for Al Roker to shart his pants on live TV.

13 MOST RIDICULOUS PREDICTIONS MADE ON EARTH DAY, 1970 — JON GABRIEL. Here’s our favorite, although they’re all hysterically funny.

“The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age.” — Kenneth Watt

EXCLUSIVE – SEALS AT WAR: Fellow warriors brand Rob O’Neill a LIAR after he claims he was the shooter who fired three bullets into Bin Laden’s head. This guy’s the real deal, yet he violates the code and stands accused of lying. Below is the letter. Our initial reaction is to not buy this guy’s book or watch his interview, because even if it’s the truth that doesn’t make it right.

DISH CHAIRMAN MOCKS: ‘UNLESS THEY FIND THE PLANE’ LOSING CNN A ‘NON-EVENT. Perhaps they should emulate Al Gore and sell to Al Jazeera while the sellings good.

More Than 600 Reported Chemical Exposure in Iraq, Pentagon Acknowledges. Karl Rove says nothing to see here, move on.

Wow: DSCC canceling some ad buys for Mary Landrieu in Louisiana runoff. Evidently they don’t want to spend money on the walking dead.

Voting Machine Company Admits Abbott Ballot Glitch. Nice try losers!

Pelosi to Seek Re-Election as House Democratic Caucus Leader. This is good. Like King Obola the Demcorats will continue with staying stuck on stuipd. Should be good for the Republicans in 2016.

More Bergdahl scandal: President Clouseau tried to pay a money ransom. But someone stole the money. So then our bumbling inept president decided to release Guantanamo prisoners in exchange for the deserter.

ANTI-AMNESTY, PRO-BORDER SECURITY GOP CANDIDATES IN TX, GA GOT OVER 40% OF LATINO VOTE. We’re waiting for the Texas libtards to come out and state that Hispanics in Texas are stupid like the white women in Texas.

Texas feminists think they know why Wendy Davis lost. They think it’s because white women in Texas are stupid, subservient, self-loathing Stepford Wives who just want to be barefoot and pregnant. [Note to feminists: a large percentage of them also own guns so you better not say that shit to their faces.]

AC/DC drummer accused of trying to arrange murders: We were a bit thunderstuck when we heard this. Sure money talks and dirty deeds can get done dirt cheap but this guy wasn’t just looking for a quick shoot to thrill when he hired a big gun to inject the venom into a particular ball breaker. And he’s gonna have to develop a real stiff upper lip when they send for the man because there won’t be no jailbreak once he is back in black and white stripes. Still we must admit, this guy’s got big balls!

Congratulations, Voters. You Just Made This Climate Denier the Most Powerful Senator on the Environment. Chicken Little is happy today, she can quit yelling “the globe is warming” for awhile.

Obama on midterms: ‘Obviously, Republicans had a good night.’ No shit President Sherlock.