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US has capacity for just NINE Ebola patients at specialized hospitals. Not 9,000 or 900 or even 90, just 9. Smart planning by the biggest dumbasses smartest administration ever!

Seattle Socialist Party Wants $20 Per Hour Minimum Wage, Offers $13 Per Hour For Website Manager. Communism is glorious! Some workers are just more equal than others! (We wonder what the person who runs the Seattle Socialist Party gets paid?)

DHS STARTED EXPEDITING VISA EXTENSIONS FROM EBOLA COUNTRIES IN AUGUST. Let’s make sure we get more Eblola as fast as we can! Eleventy!

President Obama decides we need an ‘Ebola Czar.’ Because clearly the situation demands another layer of bureaucracy and who better to be in charge of that new layer than the guy previously responsible for channeling Stimulus money to Democrat cronies?

Obama creates an Ebola Czar out of a Democratic political operative. Expect and even bigger Ebola FUBAR in the near future.

CDC doled out $25 million in bonuses while blaming cuts for Ebola outbreak. Let’s see, between fat lesbian research and this? Yep, it’s all the NRA’s fault.

Alarm after vomiting passenger dies on flight from Nigeria to JFK. Supposedly no Ebola, but we all know sooner or later it’s going to happen unless President Obola and the Center for Disease Circulation get a clue.

Justice apologizes for 234 sexually explicit emails that he sent and received, but insists his colleagues are out to get him. Gee, and we thought the Republicans were waging the war on women.

Countries issue travel bans on Ebola-stricken nations: If only America still had the same quality of leadership that can be found in most third world countries.

Pelosi demands hearing on Ebola funding: CDC incompetence directed a symptomatic Ebola carrier to fly across the country on a commercial airplane. We shudder to think what they, and similar government systems, could accomplish with more money.

Joe Biden’s Son Hunter Was Kicked Out Of The Navy For Cocaine Use: Having watched the last vice-president debate we’ve a pretty good idea where the kid learned it from.

ALERT! Delta Airline Flight 1760 — This Is How Pandemics Begin! Shocking Radio Call-in… You’ve Got To Hear This One! How do pandemics start? Obviously due to morons!

http://youtu.be/SUYbGrKU_bw

CNN: THE NRA MAKING MATTERS WORSE BY KEEPING AMERICANS IGNORANT ON EBOLA. Judging by the morons running things now, what difference does it make? (Sorry Hillary, we stole your punchline).

Student’s photo of skimpy Michelle O school lunch sparks outrage. Finally! Something that makes airplane food look good!

Jackson Lee and Dems – No Reason To Ban Ebola Travelers Until We Reach An Epidemic. Let’s double-down on the stupid.

Houston mayor, city attorney: On second thought, maybe those subpoenas were a wee bit broad. Not to mention overly stupid. Too bad someone does’t start a recall campaign,

Frontier Airlines: CDC Now Says Ebola Patient May Have Had Symptoms ‘While Onboard the Flight.’ This should go down as one of the biggest FUBARs in history. The buck stops at President Obola’s desk, but he’ll blame someone else.

Governor’s debate in Florida stalls over a fan. Christ sakes Charlie, a fan? Try Beano next time.

Frieden: You can GIVE – but not GET – Ebola on a bus. WTF? Is this guy high?

Obama: Risk of Widespread US Ebola Outbreak ‘Very, Very Low.’ Based upon President Obola’s track record it’s probably going to be very, very bad.

Also on hold until after the election. The results of the Army’s investigation into Bowe Bergdahl… because Obama doesn’t want Americans learning he traded for a deserter until after they vote.

STOP THE PRESSES! PRESIDENT OBAMA CANCELLED TODAY’S FUNDRAISING TRIP! Wow, who thought that would ever happen? The Ebola virus has done something only golf ever managed to do: capture the man’s attention.

CDC Demands 132 Passengers That Flew With 2nd Ebola Patient Report For Testing. It also sounds to us they’re afraid it’s gone airborne.

Obama Will Wait Until After Election to Name New Attorney General. President Chicken-Shit strikes again.

Gabby Giffords Starts Nine-State Gun Control Tour. Gabby must want to ensure that even more people are pissed off at the Democrats than there already are.