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WENDY DAVIS AD USES EMPTY WHEELCHAIR TO ATTACK PARAPLEGIC GREG ABBOTT. That Abortion Barbie is a real class act.

French say au revoir to France: Over two million French people now live abroad, and most are crossing the channel and heading to London. Le tax le sucks.

Chris Hayes Slams Maher’s ‘Racist’ Islam Panel: Why No Muslim Guests?

Hayes found it particularly gross “that these are five non-Muslim guys sitting around talking about what ‘the Muslims’ think.” And while no one would say that’s offensive, Hayes offered that a similar panel discussion about the Jews conducted entirely by Christians disparaging their faith would come across far less positively.

The last time a panel of sufficiently powerful progressives got together to discuss the Jews they came up with a solution that was thankfully less final than intended.

Malala and Kailash Satyarthi win Nobel Peace Prize: No award for Obola Obeeguynee? He may not have done anything for peace, but he’s sure helped a lot of people rest in it.

Katy Perry To Play Super Bowl Halftime Show: If there is to be a malfunction let us hope it is with the wardrobe and not the mute button.

Obama Contradicts CDC: You Can’t Get Ebola “Sitting Next To Someone On A Bus.” In other news President Obola advised a crowd in Hollywood that the stork delivers babies.

Sears: Kmart payment systems breached by malware. Attention Kmart shoppers! Please use your free Safelink phone to call about your EBT card. Thank you.

Democrat governor’s fiancée broke immigration law. In 1997 an Ethiopian named Abraham Abraham paid her $5,000 for a sham marriage so he could stay in the U.S. If she was Republican this would be a scandal – because she’s Democrat, this will be seen as heroic. (We might even see her running for governor of Texas someday.)

Gwyneth Paltrow hosts fundraiser for Obama. Between the “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly” and the “It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass,” it was brainless Hollywood twit on full display.

Dallas Ebola patient had 103-degree fever – ER sent him home. Yeah, we got this under control.

Huckabee Threatens To Leave GOP Over Gay Marriage, Abortion. Just what the GOP needs is a candidate who has hissy fits.

LIBS CLAIM USING THE TERM “OBOLA” IS RACIST. Well hell. These days if it isn’t global warming it’s racist.

PRESIDENT OBAMA SLAMS REPUBLICAN ‘PARTY OF BILLIONAIRES’ WHILE AT BILLIONAIRE’S HOUSE. The Hypocrite-in-Chief. Meanwhile Dingy Harry was heard muttering ‘Koch Brothers something something.’

More than a dozen states plan to cancel health care policies not in compliance with ObamaCare. Keep voting Democrat useless idiots.

WATCH What Happens When Harry Reid’s Bodyguard Goes ‘Thug’ On A Conservative Journalist. It appears Dingy Harry hires dingy bodyguards.

Putin’s tiger defects to China. Hey, you can’t teach national loyalty to a wild animal. Tigers aren’t fooled by macho primping – they want food. And China has so much food, dead pigs come floating down the river… which is pretty much the definition of Tiger Paradise.

Supreme Court reinstates controversial North Carolina voting measures. This is about voter fraud, not race. But go ahead and throw the race card all over the place anyway, perhaps it’ll stick someplace.

Plane Cabin Cleaners At LaGuardia Airport Strike Over Health, Safety Issues; Cite Ebola Concerns. Here’s some people who are smarter than the Obola administration. Lots of body fluids on airplanes.

New Bombshell Report Suggests Cover Up Took Place to Hide Possible White House Involvement in 2012 Prostitution Scandal. Obola will no doubt claim he didn’t know about it because the dog ate his newspaper.

NEW JERSEY CUSTOMS AGENT: WE’RE NOT PREPARED FOR EBOLA. More feelgood BS for the useful idiots to absorb. The reality is airport screening is a joke.

Census Bureau whistleblower confirms what everybody already knew: the Labor Department’s unemployment numbers are fraudulent.

Those thermal scanners they’re using in airports to measure body temperature? They don’t really work. (Coincidentally, this photo, pulled randomly off the Internet, shows a scanner registering a body temperature of 94 degrees which is sufficient for an official diagnosis of hypothermia.)

JW Confirms: 4 ISIS Terrorists Arrested in Texas in Last 36 Hours. No reason to worry, according to Dingy Harry “our southern border is secure.”

Sheriff’s deputy with possible Ebola symptoms hospitalized in Texas. No problem, the CDC had has it all under control.

Jesse Jackson Thinks “White Privilege” Led To Death Of Ebola Patient… So much for Jessie’s one lucid moment.