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Frustrated Father Who ‘Obliterated’ Common Core in Viral Post Shares How His Son’s Teacher Reacted. This poor dad couldn’t even get eleventy for an answer.

KERRY: “ISIL’S HATEFUL IDEOLOGY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM.” Evidently Kerry has nothing to do with brains.

93% of Democratic Senate or Governor Candidates Are White. Must be some of that hope and change. Meanwhile African-American Republican’s are slandered by various slave vernacularisms.

Obamacare Premiums in Nebraska to Rise by 11 Percent. So much for that $2,500 savings Obama promised. Easy come, easy go.

Welfare recipients can use debit cards for marijuana. Now we’ll wait for them to increase the benefit because the marijuana is causing them to eat more Cheetos and they’re running out of EBT money faster.

Public Schools Forcibly Subject Students To ‘Meatless Monday’ Activism. Can we get a ‘Moron Monday’ where the Federal Government shuts down?

OBAMA FLACK JAY CARNEY JOINS CNN AS POLITICAL COMMENTATOR. Pop! goes the weasel.

Rep. Darrell Issa Says He Caught the Justice Department Red-Handed Conspiring with House Dems on IRS Documents. You can bet a certain official’s hard drive and Blackberry are being shredded as we type.

 [Watch] Massive DHS Failure – DC Nuclear Reactor, Softest Terror Target Known to Man. They must be too busy looking for crazed Tea Party members.

http://youtu.be/UmCYgL0lSA8

Government Putting on Vegetable Puppet Shows For Preschoolers. This is what happens when vegetables run the government.

Malaysia Flight 17 likely downed by ‘high-energy objects’ outside plane, report says. No shit Sherlock.

Todd: Hillary Wouldn’t Be Frontrunner ‘If She Were Running to Be the Second Woman President.’ We suspicion she is running to be the second woman president.

http://youtu.be/y_kZk4A6Lfo

The Latest Kansas Senate Poll Should Worry Republicans. Rove’s head should start spinning any minute now. If his RINO loses we can’t wait to see him whine on Fox News.

FACT-CHECKER: OBAMA LIED TO CHUCK TODD. Even the COA websites are getting tired of the lies. (COA = Cover Obama’s Ass).

Stephen Hawking worried about yet another doomsday scenario. First he warned that aliens might destroy us, then it was artificial intelligence that would get us, and now he says the God particle discovered at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (which he was certain didn’t exist) could create a “bubble of the true vacuum expanding at the speed of light” which destroys the whole universe. So get out there and live every day like it’s your last, IHTM readers, because you won’t even see the killer bubble coming.

Report: Schumer readies inversion bill. Nothing like an illegal retroactive law that goes back 20 years.

Feinstein Predicts ISIS Attack on U.S. Embassy in Baghdad. Uh oh. Someone must have made another video they’re going to put up on YouTube.

http://youtu.be/J40h57dk3xk

Obama Blames ‘Children’ For Hostility To His Amnesty Plans. It’s always anybody’s fault but Obama’s. Next week he’ll blame penguins for something.

GLOBAL WARMING JUMPS THE SHARK: THE WEEK IN CLIMATE STUPID. Next week, due to global warming, little boys pee pees will fall off  and dogs will grow three tails.

Guy who was elected purely on optics… says he’s no good at optics, and that’s why golfing right after his James Foley statement looked so bad.

Jack the Ripper identified. Finally, 126 years later, using DNA analysis, the Brits know who did it: a mad Polish-born immigrant hairdresser named Aaron Kosminski who was addicted to masturbation, who was always the main suspect of the police, and who, shortly after the murders, was committed to an insane asylum for the rest of his life. No doubt books will shortly be written about him but let IHTM go on the record here and now: he looks like a liberal.

Journalist Barbara Walters Observes that Joan Rivers Was ‘No Great Beauty.’ That’s the Joke. Pot, meet kettle.

Biden spins disappointing jobs report as ‘reminder of how far we’ve come.’ We’re not sure  if Joe’s describing how far we’ve come or something else.

 

Former USC professor of “gender and sexuality studies” pleads guilty to sex with little boys. Don’t worry, California parents, this eminent LGBT advocate was lecturing your children about alternative lifestyles. And you were paying for it. Bon appétit, suckers.

Narcissist-in-chief raises his hand during group photo again. This time at the NATO Summit in Wales. Whoever that poor sap is behind him, face covered by Obama’s hand, let’s hope his country doesn’t have nuclear missiles.