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Obama Tries to Blame the GOP for Blocking Something He Slammed as ‘Corporate Welfare’ in 2008. Today’s presidential flip-flop.

When They’re Not Canceling Politically Incorrect Trademarks, Patent Office Employees Paid To Walk Dogs. ‘Walking the dog?’ sounds like a government euphemism for watching porn. $5 million down the government toilet.

Republicans Just Sent Obama The Birthday Gift He Needed Most, Even If He Didn’t Want It. Now if someone can get him to read it.

America’s Fed Up: Obama Approval Rating Hits All-Time Low, Poll Shows. It’s OK. The Narcissist-in-Chief still thinks he’s doing a terrific job.

Women ordered to stop praying inside mall. Now we have separation of church and mall.

MSNBC Reporter Accidentally Claims Obama ‘Is From Kenya.’ [VIDEO]. Freudian slip?

What the Government Reportedly Did Before Website Published Scoop on Huge Expansion of Terrorist Database Had Official Saying, ‘Our Bad.’ More like ‘our evil.’

Democratic Senator Features Little Girl In Pro-Abortion Ad. Hypocrite much mommy?

http://youtu.be/26sbLmONB2Y

Jimmy Carter: Hamas a ‘Legitimate Political Actor.’ Carter continues to show why he’s such a foreign policy wiz.

REPORT: 6 TESTED IN NYC TESTED FOR EBOLA; NEWS WITHHELD FROM PUBLIC. Nothing to see here. Don’t worry unless you start bleeding from your eyes and projectile vomiting.

http://youtu.be/tiQgN3MyTeE

IRS Will ‘Monitor’ 99 Churches on Behalf of Atheist Organization to Avoid Another Lawsuit. It looks to us like we need a separation of atheist and state, which will be like separating to humping dogs.

Lawsuit after “major reporter for CNN” (her words) bites EMTs. Arwa Damon allegedly has a history of becoming drunk and abusive but this time her cannibalistic urges got the best of her. Who knows what made her so angry? Maybe she heard how much Chelsea Clinton was making over at NBC News.

Democrat sends taxpayer-financed mailer implying support from veterans. Unfortunately, one of the fake military personnel on the mailer – a woman trying to look like she’s in the U.S. Navy – is wearing an insignia from the World War II-era German Luftwaffe. There’s dumb, there’s really dumb, and then there’s Democrats.

Fiscal year 2013 federal benefit payments. Whether you call it welfare or use the more benign word “benefits,” a shocking amount of money is being stolen from some Americans and transferred to other Americans.

Facebook users flooded 911 operators with calls during Friday outage. Some people not only need to get a life, they need to get a brain.

Should We Return The Nutrients In Our Pee Back To The Farm? I wonder what the neighbors would say if we start peeing on the front lawn.

It’s Obama’s 53rd birthday today. Or at least that’s what he claims. (We can’t be sure because he never provided a real birth certificate.)

White House: US won’t turn back flights over Ebola virus fears. Oh look! Another Obama created crisis in the works. We’re beginning to think he has Münchausen syndrome by proxy.

Watch: In Just 3 Words This Border Patrol Agent Admits Something That Could Have Obama Enraged. We expect this guy will be fired, get an IRSS audit and recieve some activist justice from the DOJ in short time.

$7,060,259,674,497.51–Federal Debt Up $7 Trillion Under Obama. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 It’s Bush’s fault!

Holder Embraces Being Called An Activist ’1000 Percent.’ Activist. The new code word for racist.

Saviors of the world! New study says ants might be slowing Global Warming by sequestering carbon.

Obama’s FBI to hire firm to rate ‘positive’ and ‘negative’ stories about the agency. Well, here’s your first negative story. What a waste of tax dollars.

CDC Chief: Ebola a ‘Scary’ Disease, but ‘We Can Stop It.’ Can we do a successful Obamacare rollout? Nope. Does our foreign policy work? Nope. Can we stop Ebola? Yes we can! Tell us, do you believe this guy?

LEAKED CBP REPORT SHOWS ENTIRE WORLD EXPLOITING OPEN US BORDER. Progressive thinking dictates they won’t wake up and close the border until half the country is infected with EBOLA. Oh, and isn’t it funny how all these ‘children’ come from all over the planet?