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Immigrants to be Housed in ‘Suites’ Near San Antonio. It would be cheaper to put them up in Motel 6’s. Plus they’ll leave the light on for them.

Ebola comes to America. The all-wise powers-that-be are flying someone infected with the Ebola virus to Atlanta from Liberia. The medical experts seem confident about their containment procedures but since the infected patient is also a medical expert who used containment procedures…

Hey, no need to worry – what could go wrong with federal bureaucrats in charge?

Obama defends polygamy. Never mind that women were considered inheritable property and often described their inheritors as “terrorists who made life dreadful,” his father’s tribe in Kenya practiced polygamy and Barack The All Knowing says it was “empowering” for the women.

CNN anchor demonstrates liberal-style class and dignity. Which of course means no class and no dignity, whatsoever.

CA INSURANCE COMMISSIONER ADMITS ‘AFFORDABLE CARE’ COSTS 55% MORE. We hate to say it, but WE TOLD YOU SO progressive dumbasses!

“FREE” ICE CREAM FOR CLIMATE CHANGE. It must be a new flavor called “Desperation.”

‘Lone Survivor’ Marcus Luttrell Responds to Jesse Ventura’s Lawsuit Against Chris Kyle Like Only He Can. We have nothing to say as you can’t top this.

Dem Who Co-Sponsored Bush Impeachment Bill Says It Never Happened [VIDEO]. Bat shit crazy? Or a liar?

http://youtu.be/LAuFRQpGzL8

MSNBC Host: Obama’s Amnesty Could Doom Democrats.  We have this feeling that Ed’s actually right about something for a change.

EXCLUSIVE: Report reveals ‘disturbing trend’ of brazen attacks against border security by gangs, drug and human traffickers.  No wonder Obama didn’t want to go to the border when he was in Texas. Reports like this probably made him do an “Al Roker” in his shorts.

This Multi-Million Dollar Scandal Is So Big That It Could Destroy The Clintons For Good. Slick Willie and Slick Hillie, scamming together? What difference does it make?

House passes Veterans Affairs overhaul, Senate poised to give final approval. Hopefully Happy Harry Reid won’t go into full douechebaggery mode and screw it up. So who were the 5 a-holes that voted no?

Naked man in West Virginia not charged by police. Just another happily married hillbilly couple – he was on a leash being led around by a fully clothed woman and police determined they were consenting adults.

300-Pound OJ Simpson is tackling his weight problem in prison by swapping cookies and ice cream for tuna and veggies so he can look ‘handsome again’ for the ladies. Um OJ, those ‘ladies’ in prison aren’t ladies.

Did Congress pass Obamacare the right way? Court dismisses lawsuit. Let’s see. It’s a tax, but it’s not designed to raise revenue. Looks like we have a legal oxymoron. Emphasis on 3 morons.

ALLISON GRIMES CREDITS ISRAEL’S IRON DOME FOR STOPPING GAZA’S TUNNEL TERRORISTS.

Obviously, Israel is one of our strongest allies in the Middle East, and she has the right to defend herself,” Grimes said. “But the loss of life, especially the innocent civilians in Gaza, is a tragedy. The Iron Dome has been a big reason why Israel has been able to withstand the terrorists that have tried to tunnel their way in.

We present the winner of the IHTM genius of the day award.

Jesse Ventura: Don’t feel sorry for Chris Kyle’s widow, I’m the victim here. Jesse really should go to a Seal reunion.

COLLECT MORE THAN $7,000 PER MONTH FOR ‘FOSTERING’ ADULT ILLEGAL ALIENS. Meanwhile, we see TV commercials on a daily basis asking for people to donate clothes and school supplies for foster children who are US citizens.

Keep Your Guns at Home: Stay Granted in Washington D.C. Carry Case. Thugs all over town are no doubt celibrating.

Jury awards Ventura $1.8M in defamation case. By this verdict it pays to sue widows. Sorry Jesse, you get no respect here.

12-year-old raped by stepfather since she was 10 taken to three different abortion clinics: Cleveland Surgi-Center, Planned Parenthood in Shaker Heights, and finally Preterm Abortion Clinic in Cleveland. Not one of them reported the situation to police so the stepfather kept raping her for another year. Forget about the War on Women – liberals are waging a war on little girls.

UNBELIEVABLY DISTURBING — Obama Thanks Muslims For “Building The Very Fabric Of Our Nation”… Yes! All the founding fathers were Muslim! George Akbar Washington, Mullah John Adams, Thomas Hussein Jefferson, John Saddam Hancock, et al.

New Bloomberg Anti-Gun Ad Inadvertently Proves Why Women Need a Gun. Yet another think/fail from the progressive liberal brain trust.

‘Faith Won Over Atheism’: Judges Unanimously Rule in Favor of 9/11 ‘Christian’ Cross — But Is the Battle Really Over? Atheists believe in nothing. They have nothing at this memorial. You’d think they’d be happy with nothing.

REAL UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS AT LEAST 18 PERCENT. Obamanomics at work. At this rate, soon we’ll all unemployed.