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ISIS okays harvesting organs from non-Muslims. In other words, same philosophy as Planned Parenthood.

Navy SEAL, dog handler: How a failed mission to rescue Bowe Bergdahl caused irreparable loss. We wonder if the Army will have this guy testify at Bergdahl’s courts martial?

 

Democrats find an unlikely ally on Muslims: George W Bush. Sorry, Bush had it right on not pulling the troops out of Iraq too soon like Obama did, he did not, in our opinion, have it right about Muslims.

How is Obama handling the waves of illegals pouring into the country? Answer: fewer and fewer deportations all the time.

California: Muslim threatens “jihad” on police, makes bomb threat; authorities search for motive. Seriously? Searching for a motive? Somewhere Dick Tracy is shaking his head.

Muslim Chief Of Police REFUSES To Pledge Allegiance To U.S. Flag. If she won’t pledge to the flag then her allegiance is to the Quran. Whose side will she be on if there’s problems with her fellow Muslims?

NBA joins campaign to end gun violence #boycottNBA. Yup, they’re joining the liberal gun control freaks. We just opted out of watching them until they stop this shit. We don’t care how good the Warriors are.

Democrats admit they rolled Paul Ryan. “They really gave away the store,” says Nancy Pelosi. “All three goals we had, we accomplished,” says Harry Reid. “Democrats had an amazingly good year,” says Chuck Schumer. “This was an extraordinarily big victory,” says Steny Hoyer.

“Paul Ryan has the IQ of a gnat,” says IHTM.

This Major City is Now Requiring a Doctor’s Note in Order to Buy a Gun. Honolulu finally comes up with a circular conundrum no one can possibly solve to prevent gun purchases.

Blue state utopia: Harvey, Illinois. Like most American municipal tragedies, residents of Harvey have voted Democrat for decades, re-electing their current cocaine-dealing mayor for twelve years now. So don’t feel sorry for the residents of Harvey.

ALERT: Virginia Attorney General Unilaterally Revokes Concealed Carry Permit Reciprocity with 25 States. If you go to Virginia and expect your CC permit to be good you better double check.

Carlos Slim wealth plummets $20 billion in 2015. Becoming the largest shareholder in the New York Times probably didn’t help.

Yale Law School wants to include Koran as law book. Just a guess: the law school having received a $10 million donation from a Saudi businessman may have something to do with this.

FBI warned one week before Garland shooting but did nothing. Hmm, sounds a lot like the Boston Marathon bombing, doesn’t it?

NBC:Donald Trump Launches Vulgar Attack Against Hillary Clinton:

“Even her race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama,” the GOP frontrunner told a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan. “I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know. How does it get worse? But she was gonna beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged. She lost.”

Absolutely ridiculous. Everybody knows Obama was schlonging Reggie Love back then.

Chris Matthews Asked About the Thrill Up His Leg: Tingles replies by telling the reporter to go to a place eternal suffering where the punishments are even more tortuous than having to sit through an episode of Hardball.

Social Security Administration Confirms: Illegal Aliens To Begin Collecting Benefits In 2017. Yes, work your ass off, pay your social security and the government steals borrows it and never pays it back leaving an IOU and it gives it away to deadbeats who’ve never put in one damn cent.

US Gov’t Agencies Freak Out Over Juniper Backdoor; Perhaps They’ll Now Realize Why Backdoors Are A Mistake. It’s OK if they spy on you, but don’t spy on them or they get all like butthurt.

California Has Plenty of Water—And Too Much Politics. Jerry Brown says: If you like your drought you can keep your drought. The problem is not too much politics, it’s too many libtards and greentards.

Food and Drug Administration Lifts Formal Ban on Blood Donations From Gay Men. No gay sex for a year? Like people who seem desperate to donate tainted blood won’t lie like rugs.

Guns vs. Cars (and Drugs).  Yes folks, those evil guns. Take out suicides and legal homicides and liberal run big cities and that green gun line would be dropping like a rock.

 

Obama’s $700 million international gay rights campaign… has backfired, creating resentment of U.S. interference and a backlash against gays. So pretty much like the rest of his foreign policy.

Hillary Clinton was late returning to the debate stage ‘because she refused to share the restroom with a Martin O’Malley staffer who dates disgraced ex-Governor Spitzer’: Obviously a cover. HRC was really stuck in the bathroom because it takes an awful lot of time to separate her talking points from all the other stuff she was pulling out of her ass.

Lindsey Graham Drops Out of Presidential Race: Leaving a stunned world with the burning question -who will pick up those dozen or so Graham voters that are suddenly up for grabs?

Desperate to appear relevant Melissa Harris Parody Rips off 20 year old Kevin Smith rant about the racism of Star Wars: The farce is strong with this one. (Warning: Language)