Category: News New Format

John Boehner’s resignation spells trouble for Jeb Bush. Yup, when the Boehner resigns the Bush has a problem.

Source close to Trump: Fox News hosts are asking him to end his boycott so that their ratings don’t suffer. Whether you like Trump or not this is funny.

Democrat congressman steals Pope’s water glass. Then he took the glass with the Pope’s backwash to his office and pretended it was miracle water from Lourdes, drinking some, sharing some, and saving the rest to sprinkle on his grandchildren.

Video of VW’s new president, who was the president of Porsche has surfaced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0HX1k9OgVk

RUMORS ON CAPITOL HILL: BOEHNER CUT DEAL WITH PELOSI TO AVOID GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. Did Boehner commit one last gigantic traitorous act? NO legislation should be passed until this clown is gone.

$15M withheld from Bay Bridge contractor for faulty anchor rods. Notice no Caltrans or MTC workers, who were supposed to be supervising this gigantic cost overrun travesty, were fired or even demoted. Caltrans, inventors of the truck that sleeps three. We can’t wait to see how many billions of cost overruns Jerry Browns High Speed rail has, or to watch it be a gigantic fail. (Providing we live long enough).

Top scientist cites “global warming scam” in resignation letter.

“It is of course, the global warming scam, with the (literally) trillions of dollars driving it, that has corrupted so many scientists, and has carried APS before it like a rogue wave. It is the greatest and most successful pseudoscientific fraud I have seen in my long life as a physicist… I want no part of it, so please accept my resignation.”

New hero in the battle for freedom from tyranny: Dr. Hal M. Lewis, Emeritus Professor of Physics, University of California, Santa Barbara. Kudos, sir.

Jerry Brown test prototype high speed rail train. 

Update: Scientist leading effort to prosecute climate skeptics under RICO ‘paid himself & his wife $1.5 million from govt climate grants for part-time work.’ No wonder they want to keep the Global Warming fraud going. Charles Ponzi would be jealous.

OBAMA TO ROLLING STONE: CLIMATE CHANGE IS SO TERRIBLE I DARE NOT TELL YOU THE FULL TRUTH. The accurate part? “I dare not tell you the full truth.” As always.

13-year-old conservative YouTube sensation blocked by Obama. Then the White House called him a liar, claiming he was never blocked, but he had a screen shot for evidence! So not only is our president hyper-sensitive enough to block people on Twitter, he’s getting schooled by a kid.

Crybaby Boehner strikes again. Someone please give this guy a testosterone shot!

i knew it wouldn't take long #PopeInDC #Boehner pic.twitter.com/TOXsXUzjQF

— Kelvin Robinson (@kelvin_robinson) September 24, 2015

LIKE OBAMACARE? GET READY FOR ISISCARE. We think this is a terrific idea. Unsanitary conditions and quacks will probably kill more ISIS members than Obama’s bombing.

Controversial South Park episode shows Donald Trump being raped and murdered: Show attacks tycoon’s run for President, his immigration policies and then kills him off in shocking final scene. Well, at least they didn’t cut his balls off. We wonder what Trump’s reaction to this will be?

Donald Trump: ‘I have very thick skin.’ Think Trump’s whining is presidential or not? Think he has thick skin? Or is his skin about the same thickness as Obama’s?

Prisoner Who Was Likely Bin Laden’s Bodyguard is Released from Gitmo. Amazing what goes on while everyone’s focused upon the Pope’s visit.

Another news genius strikes. We’re in the wrong business.

Surprise! OPM Hack Is Worse Than We Thought. All your data are belong to us.

Ahmed Mohamd’s Sister Was Suspended From Middle School for Bomb Threat. The explosives don’t fall far from the tree.

Hillary To Barack: “Call Off Your Fu*king Dogs!” This explains the FBI investigation.

Senate Democrats Block Bill Banning Late-Term Abortions. What next Democrats? Voting for concentration camps?

Clinton announces opposition to Keystone XL pipeline. Losing the mainstream vote, she’s going to the wackadoodle envirotard vote. The smell of desperation. Perhaps Big Daddy Buffet will cough up some cash since his trains will still be hauling oil?

Liberals in a quandary about aggressive deer. In a small Oregon town south of Portland, just across the border from Cali-crazy-fornia, the deer are taking over: attacking residents and generally discombobulating the populace. So they’re going to have a town meeting to discuss solutions.

Hundreds Of Women Try Unsuccessfully To Schedule A Mammogram At Planned Parenthood. All that money they get from the government is fungible. Want to take a guess what it goes for? It ain’t mammograms.

AP decides Global Warming skeptics are no longer skeptics. Other skeptics, like those skeptical of ESP or UFOs, were not willing to share the term with people who have doubts about AGW. So the AP peremptorily renamed us:

“Our guidance is to use climate change doubters or those who reject mainstream climate science and to avoid the use of skeptics or deniers.”