Category: News New Format

ABC7 EXCLUSIVE: WOMAN ALLEGEDLY ATTACKED BY GROUP NEAR U OF C CAMPUS WITH KIDS IN CAR. This must be the Chicago way of making white people like blacks.

Is a mini ICE AGE on the way? Scientists warn the sun will ‘go to sleep’ in 2030 and could cause temperatures to plummet. Better stock up on long underwear.

MARCO RUBIO DUCKS, DODGES, WEAVES THROUGH LAS VEGAS, SKIPS OFF STAGE WITHOUT CONDUCTING PLANNED Q&A WITH LIBERTARIANS. It appears to us he’s trying to emulate Obama. Did he go golfing after he left the stage?

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), 2016 Republican presidential candidate, offered no policy specifics whatsoever in a speech to Freedom Fest here at Planet Hollywood filled with rhetoric—and skipped off the stage without conducting a previously-agreed-to question-and-answer sessions with the audience.

Some Ford lines may be heading to Mexico. Will they change the name of the Focus to Enfoque?

Official: Water Tom Selleck Accused of Stealing Was Paid For. Hopefully the boneheads at the water district will be paying Selleck for slander and the dumbass P.I. they hired will refund the water district the $22,000 he billed for his so-called investigation.

‘Middle School Girls Are Hot’ Says Jared Fogle Subway Sandwich Spokesman. It appears Jared is going to be on his way to prison. We suspicion his future is he’s going to be getting a foot-long Subway frenquently.

Gangbanger Gets 10 Years For Triple Murder Made Possible By San Francisco’s Sanctuary Policy. Illegal alien gang member. It appears the courts are giving him yet more sanctuary in the form of a stupidly light sentence.

FBI Reveals How Dylann Roof Got His Gun — It’s Not What People Thought… The Federal Bureau of Intelligence screwed up.

Trump ups the ante on immigration, unfazed by criticism and protests. He’s hitting a lot of nerves on all sides. We say it’s good because it points out the need that the US needs to make major changes on immigration policy, something that’s been neglected and ignored for too long by the government.

Pope calls unfettered capitalism ‘the dung of the devil’ Sure buddy lets go back to a time when the Catholic Church controlled the economics of the world -you know, that era known as The Dark Ages. By the way “unfettered” is to modern “capitalism” what chastity was to Rodrigo Borgia.

Climate scientists suffering from “pre-traumatic stress.” According to New York Magazine, the poor little darlings are freaking out and depressing themselves with their own apocalyptic predictions. Or something.

The New York Times won’t allow Ted Cruz biography on bestseller list. “A Time for Truth” has sold enough copies to be on the bestseller list but The Slimes editors hate Ted Cruz. And that title? The title freaks them out.

Behold, The Beta Males Who Feel Good About Watching A Man Die. They’re awaiting their participation award for being in the same car and a “good job” from mommy.

Illegal Alien Sexually Assaults Two Girls At Michigan Water Park. Donald Trump again proven correct.

California Republican Silenced by Liberals During a Meeting, Had Microphone Physically Removed. In California this passes as a functional government.

https://youtu.be/5VN6KqrSBiA

Over 2,000 illegal alien sex offenders caught in last 3 years – media silent. Trump’s ears must be ringing.

Change the name of Cracker Barrel to Caucasian Barrel. Here’s a petition all crackers can get behind.

Communist Crucifix Too Far for Pope Francis: The comparison of the cross to the hammer and sickle may be accurate in that they were both instruments of misery and death but that is where the appropriateness ends. Jesus died for the sins of the world -not for the glorification of Marx, Engels and all the evil men that have followed them. The Pope was right to reject this.

https://youtu.be/cRtimSFHdU0

Lots of Democrats Want Socialism: They complain of a system that produces too many choices while demanding a system that produces too little bread. How is it these people have come to be known as champions of the poor when it is their ultimate goal to have those poor starve?

https://youtu.be/iToG27HvV2A

EPA Clueless On 90,000 Tons Of Toxic Waste Imported To US Annually. Nah, they don’t worry about this, it’s more important to make Al Gore look right and put people out of work.

Great news, Oregon. 15 year olds can now get govt funded sex change surgery without parental permission. This is what happens when you smoke too much marijuana and eat too much granola.

Top GOP Donor Demands the Increasingly-Popular Trump Be Excluded from Debates. You have to love it when the Republitard RINOs make the rules and then don’t like them when someone who doesn’t have their RINO seal of approval may be in the debates.

Pelosi Uses Murder Committed By Illegal To Pitch Gun Control. Nutzi Pelosi is at it again. Doesn’t this bonehead know this was a BLM officer’s gun that was stolen? If she wants to do something she should advocate disarming the BLM.

Guess What Jeb Bush Thinks of Conservatives: Here’s a Hint, Think ‘Alien Bodies.’ So Jeb thinks conservative US citizens are ‘alien bodies’ making them into illegal aliens in their own country and he likes illegal aliens. Jeb – go eff yourself.

Wal-Mart Refuses To Make High School Class Ring Because Of “Rebels” Mascot. Walmart should immediately be fined $135,000 and given a gag order so they can’t talk about it. Refusing service indeed.