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JEB BUSH SHOCKED THAT HE IS NOT ALREADY PRESIDENT. You should have listened to mommy Bush dude. She knows your anal optic nerve isn’t working correctly and doesn’t focus on reality.

PAUL RYAN UNCHAINED: LASHES OUT AT BREITBART, DRUDGE, ‘DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. As opposed to don’t believe much of anything from the BS artists in Congress.’

Arab-American journalist on NPR accuses Bernie Sanders of having Israeli citizenship. “Interesting,” said Diane Rehm when the senator corrected her, telling her that was nonsense from the Internet. Later she said she read it on Facebook. (And that, my friends, is what passes for journalism on NPR.)

FBI Admits Mass Shootings Report Released Before Elections in 2014 was Fabricated. Remember, if you like to the FBI it’s a Federal Felony, if they lie to us? No problem!

What TPA Means. It appears it allows the most transparent administration in history to become even more secretive.

BILL CLINTON CONTRADICTS HILLARY ON EMAIL CLAIMS. I did not have email with that server. The family that  lies together…

SHOCK: Upcoming Obama Gun Control Regulations Can Put You in Prison for Discussing Guns Online! Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns…

UN Troops Caught in ANOTHER Rampant Sex Abuse Scandal. Meanwhile UN diplomats in NYC have breakfast, lunch and dinner at Chez Expensive and could care less someone had to have sex for a piece of bread.

Christopher Lee Dead: Relative of Charlemagne, WW2 commando, actor, heavy metal musician and just about the coolest guy in the world. One of a kind whom will be missed. Rest in peace, Christopher Lee.

PAUL RYAN’S PELOSI-ESQUE OBAMATRADE MOMENT: ‘IT’S DECLASSIFIED AND MADE PUBLIC ONCE IT’S AGREED TO.’ Paul Ryan goes into full smoking loon mode. The GOP already stuck it to us voting for Obamacare, now they’re going back for sloppy seconds.

REVEALED: THE SECRET IMMIGRATION CHAPTER IN OBAMA’S TRADE AGREEMENT. Why worry? Cry-Baby Boehner and Obama’s Bitch Mitch are going to ram it through our Congress of wimps anyway.

Al-Qaida in Libya declares war on ISIS in Libya. Talk about a win-win for civilization.

Obama’s EPA regulations 46 times bigger than Holy Bible. There are 646,128 words in the Bible. In six years, this president has added approximately 29,770,000 words to EPA regulations. So far.

NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton says it’s hard to hire black cops because too many have criminal histories. We’ll wait for Bratton to be vilified in 10…9…8.

Controversial Baltimore Prosecutor Reportedly Ordered Police to Target Intersection Where Freddie Gray Was Arrested. If true she’s going to have some ‘splainin’ to do.

SHOCKER…NOT: Guess Where Al Sharpton Is Headed Next – And Here’s What He Is Demanding. Too late moron, the officer in question already resigned.

Former Obama spokesman hired by McDonald’s. Robert Gibbs will soon be touting new McDonald’s menu items like the Michelle Burger…6 year old mystery mead on a petrified sesame street bun. Oops! Looks like he tried one.

Black Pastor To Al Sharpton: ‘You’re Nothing But A Pimp!’ With apologies to Huggy Bear, the good pastor isn’t wrong about the less than good reverend. H/T StrinaM.

Jeb Bush panicking to discover that voters just aren’t that into him: The GOP’s got no love for the poor man’s (figuratively speaking) Mitt Romney? Good.

Nightmare for Muslims in Ohio. A truck overturned on State Route 35, spilling 2,200 piglets into the road. One emergency worker said, “We’ll probably never round them all up.”

Baltimore Judge Denies State Attorney Marilyn Mosby Motion for Gag Order… This had to be a no brainer for a judge dealing with a no brainer.

SUPREME COURT LETS STAND GUN STORAGE REQUIREMENT, BAN ON HOLLOW POINT AMMO. This should get very interesting the first time someone shoots a burglar with solid ammo and it goes through the burglar, three buildings and then kills an innocent person having their morning coffee.

Brazil starts counting and registering Jews. Here you thought The Boys from Brazil was fiction.

It Begins! Montana Man Being Prosecuted for ‘Hate Speech’ and Holocaust Denial: In an effort to stop a man from talking like a Nazi the Flathead County prosecutor’s office has taken on the manners of one. This is chilling indeed.

Obama says he still doesn’t have a complete strategy for fighting ISIS. WTF? Nine months after you announced the so-called coalition, you still don’t have a strategy? Then why are you on the golf course every weekend, you insufferable lame-ass butthead?