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Few Takers–So Hillary Allows Men Buy Tkts. To Event ‘Just For Women.’ 

The “Conversation With Hillary Clinton” event was originally aiming to attract 125 women. But by Friday, “They’d only sold 50 tickets, so they threw it open to men,” a source said. In the end men purchased another 40 tickets which means the event raised $243K, or about 70% of the originally expected take of $337.5K.

It appears according to Hillary men are useless unless they want to pony up $2,700 per plate to listen to her blather. Misandrist!

EPIC FAIL: ‘CLIMATE CHANGE VOTERS’ ATTEMPT TO PROTEST SCOTT WALKER NH CRUISE WITH ‘FLOATING ICEBERG,’ PEOPLE DRESSED AS MOOSE. Here’s a link to their Flicker account before they take it down due to embarrassment. We have a complaint for the protesters. Where’s Rocky, Boris and Natasha?

Senate Odd Couple Won’t Split — Despite NSA Rift. “Lovers forever, Face to face, My city or mountains, Stay with me stay, I need you to love me, I need you today, Give to me your leather, take from me, My lace.”

Michelle Obama Turns Attention to ‘Promote Pollinator Health.’  Michelle goes Romper Room as Miss Nancy. Don’t be a Don’t Bee, be a Do Bee. Oh never mind, my husband already smoked it.

U.S. steps up scrutiny of movie distribution. Considering all the crap that goes on these days this is real important.

Study: Painkillers, Anti-Anxiety Medications Linked To Increased Risk Of Homicide. People have been saying this for years but no one listens. It’s about time someone figured out the obvious.

Air Force for one: Massive military transport plane that usually carries 100 troops picks up US Secretary of State John Kerry to bring him home after he breaks his leg cycling. The extra room was needed for his massive ego. Boeing should come out with a luxury version for government big wheels and call it the C-Eleventy-EgoMaster.

Investigation: Undercover agents snuck fake explosives, banned weapons past TSA. Perhaps the TSA should do what McDonald’s is doing and get robots.

Homeland Security officials confirmed to Fox News that TSA screeners failed 67 out of 70 tests — or 96 percent — carried out by special investigators known as “red teams.” 

Justice Department Studying ‘Far-Right’ Social Media Use. We rightly suspicion that the outcome is already known and like the global warming scam, they will gather only the data that backs up their agenda.

‘Call me Caitlyn’: Bruce Jenner unveiled as a woman in busty basque and underwear on cover of Vanity Fair. Frankly we’re not certain what to call him at this point.

Blame It on Global Cooling? Obama Has Lowest Average 1stQ GDP Growth of Any President on Record. So why’s the stock market doing so well?

Fmr Clinton Aide: Bill Suffering Early Stages of Dementia. We think perhaps she misspoke and meant he’s demented.

Oil giants call for global carbon pollution fees. Want to bet the back-end of their business is already set up to make billions off what the front-end pays out in carbon credits? We smell a Al Gore rat.

Labor Dept Employees Watch Porn, Lie About Hours. Um, no, they’re not “watching porn,” they’re doing research on whether there needs to be a federal law requiring goggles on porn workers. If you believe that we have a country to sell you. Oh, wait, the Clintons are already selling it.

Emails Raise Questions of Bias in Case Against Bakers Who Denied Service for Same-Sex Wedding. Yet more indication this is a setup to make an example so everyone is terrified if they don’t comply the gay mafia and their cronies in government will get you.

Indicted FIFA official cites Onion article to prove innocence. This guy is so dumb, he should emigrate to the United States and run for Congress.

JEB BUSH: GOP MUST ‘REACH OUT’ TO LATINOS WITH ‘HOPEFUL MESSAGE.’ From the guy who wants to be the first Hispanic President. Hey Jeb, how about giving the citizens of the United States a hopeful effing message for a change?

Lindsey Graham prepares to launch presidential bid for reasons which escape many. We wonder, will his theme song be “Dixie?” Or will it be “YMCA” by the Village People? Regardless, sooner or later it will be “Another One Bites the Dust.”

CIA chief: US In Talks With Qatar Over Five Taliban. It would have been a lot easier to leave them in GITMO.

The cash donations Hillary simply has no answer for. Even uber-left Salon Magazine is picking on this. Tells us what we need to know about the shady Clintons.

Patriot Act expires as Paul blocks final vote on NSA reform. Don’t get all excited. We seriously doubt the NSA will quit spying on everyone as they most likely have a huge black budget they can whip out to pay the bills if need be and two, the morons in Washington, DC will soon figure out a way to put it back in play anyway.

RESTAURANT TREND: WAITERS TIPS TO PAY FOR MINIMUM WAGE HIKE. It appears Newton’s Third Law of Motion can now be applied to economics. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Mitch McConnell expected to swallow USA Freedom Act. Gee and Obama isn’t even around.

It’s Official: The Donald To Make Major Announcement in June. Hopefully he’ll tell everyone WTF that is on top of his head. Other than that we could just care less.

Virgin Mary Painting Covered in Dung and Porn to be Sold at Christie’s. My isn’t it amazing the New York Times shows this offensive photo but no photos of Mohammed. Go to the link to see the photo. We don’t want it on our site.