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Big appetite: Christie buys $300K of food & booze with NJ expense account. When does he govern? It seems he’s either eating or buying food.

Thousands turn out for Prince’s ‘Rally 4 Peace’ benefit concert. States Attorney Mosby on stage. Nothing to see here. No conflict of interest here. Please move on.

Chris Hayes to Discuss the Burden of Being Smart on TV: Just what is needed to boost ratings. A Chris Hayes special in which the burdens of being too smart for TV are explained but never demonstrated.

Identity politics: Halperin interviews Ted Cruz, expects Ricky Ricardo. If he wins will Ted Cruz dye his wife’s hair red and change her name to Lucy so he can yell “Lucy! I’m home!” when he flies in on Marine 1? Enquiring morons want to know.

SUBWAY BESIEGED ON TWITTER AFTER EMPLOYEE IN UNIFORM PRAISES COP MURDERS ON FACEBOOK. Subway should give this person a free crap sandwich and fire them.

H/T Not so silent

Baltimore Prosecutor Committed Corruption on Her 1st Day And it Ties Into the Freddie Gray Case. More follow the money.

The simple math problem that blows apart the NSA’s surveillance justifications.  This may as well have eleventy as the answer for all the good this snooping does, not to mention a gigantic waste of money.

*Out of every million people, 1 will be a terrorist, and 1000 (0.1 percent of 1 million) will be false positives. Therefore, Jeff’s probability is 1/(1000+1) = 0.001, or 0.1 percent.

Happy Mother’s Day! Mom’s rock! We’re going to see our mom today. We urge you to see or call your Mom. After all, she put up with all your stuff and deserves a big thank you!

Academy Award-Winning Actor Gives College Grads His Number-One Piece of Advice: ‘Put. God. First!’ It shouldn’t be too long before Hollywood starts calling Denzel names and ostracizes him. We mean really, giving GOD all the glory? You just know the majority of fat-headed Hollywood boneheads think they did it all by themselves.

2 Mississippi Officers Shot, Killed; Suspects Arrested. That was fast. After recent events the first thing that comes to our mind is it’s good they weren’t killed or we’d soon have another town being destroyed.

Marvin Banks, his younger brother, Curtis Banks and Joanie Calloway were charged in the shooting deaths of Hattiesburg officers Benjamin Deen and Liquori Tate, who were killed late Saturday while conducting a traffic stop, said Warren Strain, the public affairs director for the Mississippi Department of Public Safety. Marvin Banks, 29, and Calloway, 22, both faced two counts of capital murder, among other charges, said Strain. He said Curtis Banks, 26, was charged with two counts of accessory after the fact after capital murder.

2 slain HPD officers identified. “Forrest County Coroner Butch Benedict has idenfitied the slain Hattiesburg Police Department officers as Benjamin Deen, 34, of the Sumrall area, and Liquori Tate, 25, of Hattiesburg.” RIP.

Suspects named in slaying of two Hattiesburg officers. Law enforcement authorities are looking for Curtis and Marvin Banks as suspects. Both men are Hattiesburg residents. Must be a new version of brotherly love.

CORONER: 2 MISSISSIPPI POLICE OFFICERS DIE AFTER SHOOTINGS. More details as we get them. RIP.

NSA lawyer says Clapper didn’t lie to Congress. Rather, “it was perfectly clear that he had absolutely forgotten” about the NSA program that spies on Americans. So he didn’t lie, silly paranoid freaks, he just forgot.

Natalie Portman to play Justice Ginsburg. Proof Hollywood is beyond delusional. Personally we think Steven Hawking would be a better choice.

*Update* Lawyer For Charged Baltimore Officer Files Motion to have Marilyn Mosby recuse herself… – Update 109 pg pdf Motion Added. She can blame this on her overzealous self. Joint Motion to Dismiss and in the Alternative for Recusal of Baltimore City States Attorney’s Office.

DHS records describe Mexican government helicopters entering US, firing on Border Patrol. Gotta clear the way for the cartels so they can smuggle illegal aliens Democrat voters over yanno.

Texas Governor Goes After Obama Admin. for Acting ‘Outside the Law’ in Defying Judge’s Immigration Order. Don’t mess with Texas.

Obama Administration Violates Federal Court Order, Approves 2,000 More Amnesty Applications Despite Injunction. Until someone starts making these people in the Obama administration who defy subpoenas and court orders accountable, it’s only going to get worse.

White Appreciation Day At a BBQ Joint Might Be Investigated – Even When the Owners Are Hispanic. They should prepare to be immediately ostracized from the Hispanic community who will probably start the name calling soon.

GOP Is Ready to Join Dems in Demanding Some Federalization of the Police. Looks like the RINOs on Capital Hill are getting ready to stampede to the women’s room again.

Newsbytes: UK Climate Minister Voted Out, Green LibDems Wiped Out in Election. Looks like the Brits are tired of greentards, too.

Rutgers students vote to “diversify” the school mascot. They were upset about the mascot being a white blue-eyed straight guy. So now they will have gay, black, Latino, Asian and “third gender” Scarlet Knights. That will surely fire up the football team, when their muscular cross-dressing mascot starts prancing down the sideline in a tiara, high heels, and pink evening gown lisping at the top of his lungs, “Fight, bitches, fight!”

Tired of election talk ALREADY? You can ignore 43 of the 50 states, says famed presidential prognosticator – and only four really matter. It’s going to be hard to get a Republican into the White House, especially when the Democrats have an automatic 41 point electoral college lead.

Clinton Foundation board of directors full of crooks. Four members of the board have been either convicted or charged with various financial crimes. And that’s not counting the Clintons. They should change the name to SPECTRE.