DC Comics’ Catwoman comes out as bisexual. Are there any comics left without LGBT, Muslim, or environmental whacko superheroes? What’s next, Captain America turns out to be a Soviet sleeper agent?

Breaking News: FCCCP Approves New Internet Controls. Let the age of Internet monopoly, censorship and the Government control of information distribution begin!

Bill Nye the Sieg Heil Guy Claims Jews are Hated and Targeted Because They Haven’t Been Good Enough Neighbors: Hey Bill Nazi Germany just called, they want their domestic policy back.

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BREAKING: Senate Committee Approves AG Nominee Loretta Lynch. You can thank RINO’s Orrin Hatch, Lindsey Graham and Jeff Flake. The GOP is dead.

Figures. James Clapper Contradicts John Kerry Less Than 24 Hrs After His Testimony Before Congress. As usual Kerry is playing ketchup.

How to handle an employee’s offensive social media post You report them to Interwebs-oberfuhrer Tom Wheeler and expect they’ll receive a fine, jail time or have their Internet usage license revoked?

From battle to ballroom: Double amputee war hero Noah Galloway’s amazing journey to ‘DWTS.’ Here’s a bonafide American hero, one of thousands. With all the crap weasels running around the country we felt compelled to put a post up about this guy. Not that the crap weasels will ever get it.

Byron Allen Goes To War With Sharpton, Obama, Comcast For Future Of Black Media. “I think that Obama uses him to control the Negroes,” Allen said of Sharpton.” Mr. Allen better prepare for the coming attacks and slander from the left.

Sharpton Logic: We Must Lower Legal Threshold For Federal Hate Crime Charges To Make It Easier To Get To People Like George Zimmerman… The words Sharpton and logic, an oxymoron if ever there was one.

Reports Identify IS Militant ‘Jihadi John’. “Shortly afterward, Emwazi moved to his native Kuwait, where he landed a job working for a computer firm.” Hey Marie Harf! He had a job!

Richard Dawkins wants government to “protect” children from religion. “Children do need to be protected so that they can have a proper education and not be indoctrinated in whatever religion their parents happen to have been brought up in,” said the famous atheist. So what about protecting children from parents who are atheists?

FedEx Refuses to Ship CNC Machines To Gun Enthusiasts. So is UPS. So who needs Obama or Congress or the Supreme Court? Hell we can just have FedEx and UPS make shit up for free.

Taking Action to Unlock the Economic Contributions of Americans-in-Waiting

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Yes this is from the White House and yes you read it right. No longer illegal aliens or immigrants they’re now ‘american’s in waiting!’

Boko Haram Fighters Turn to Cannibalism in Nigerian Forest. Cousin Makumba, it’s what’s for dinner.

Eleventh-hour drama for net neutrality. No, not net neutrality. This is a push for a government created, controlled and unlimited Internet monopoly. One surely meant to limit the free flow of information whenever and wherever it is not censoring it. Obama and the FCCCP’s plans are for nothing less than a digital boot stamping on our faces forever.

Pentagon Benghazi Documents Expose Administration Lies.  When there’s trouble Obama and Hillary just hit the bullshit button.

MCCONNELL CAVES, BUT REID WANTS FULL SURRENDER FROM BOEHNER AS WELL. Mitch is still Reid’s bitch and we’d bet Boehner is getting ready to bend forward as we type.

Great news: State Dept official in charge of counterterrorism caught soliciting sex — from a minor. He obviously wasn’t nuanced enough to not get caught.

Mayor Emanuel To Face Chuy Garcia In Runoff Election. We suspicion there’s some Chicago voters who are p.o’ed at Obama and taking it out on Rahmbo,

Brian Williams-less, ‘NBC Nightly News’ Grows Week To Week In Ratings. Talk about adding insult to injury. Not only are you a liar you suck.

Obama denies Americans jobs, vetoes bipartisan Keystone XL Pipeline bill. Hell with jobs! Hell with safety! Gotta keep Buffet’s choo-choos running! He’s a big donor!

No federal charges for Zimmerman in Trayvon Martin death. Can we get a big ‘no shit Sherlock?’

Surprise: Poorest Obamacare Enrollees Face $530 IRS Tax Bill. Dear Leader bites his voting base in the wallet.

Who scored higher on climate science quiz, skeptics or alarmists? Not surprisingly, turns out your average skeptic knows more science than your average AGW believer. (In their defense, Al Gore may have skewed the alarmist average downward.)

Climate Clown Pachauri Steps Down Amid Sexual Harrassment Allegations. In honor of his stepping down we offer a poem.

He’s got that global warming in his pants

He says it feels like fire ants

When I see a Hindu chick

It does some strange things do my dick