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Time for a pacemaker. I’ll be gone tomorrow and part/most of Friday. No moderating may occur for awhile. If your post gets stuck it will need to wait until I can do something about it. Hopefully I’ll be able to take are of it on my phone from the hospital. This is a good thing. I haven’t been able to do jack since about August. Yeehaw!

The State of Obama’s Union. It’s his union, not your union or our union. His speech had 75 references to “I,” “me” and “my.” Can you spell narcissist? 

Historic! 300 Million Americans Avoid Obama’s State of the Union as Ratings Plummet. How many watched? 31.7 million viewers. We wonder how many of them were like us and turned it off after the first 5 minutes of blathering?

BREAKING, EXCLUSIVE: Same GOP Senator Who Backs Obama’s Cuba Policy Praised Socialist Dictator Robert Mugabe #SOTU. Jeff Flake, a man who lives up to his name.

Scientists rank most dangerous sex positions. Wait a minute, we can use different positions!?

Biden On ‘Deflate Gate’: ‘I Like A Softer Ball.’ Do tell.

NFL ball scandal swells. Former Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback Brad Johnson (actual name) admits paying “some guys” $7,500 to manhandle his balls before Super Bowl XXXVII. He wanted the balls roughed up so they wouldn’t be slippery.

Not good enough for NFL, Michael Sam trolls Catholic Church. That’s him inside St. Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican proposing marriage to a man. The picture was posted to Twitter as “an act of defiance.” Or something. Since he’s not Catholic we’re not sure who he’s supposed to be defying.

President ignores Yemen, Feinstein Calls for Embassy Evacuation. Just let Hillary take care of it. Dead employees = no evacuation needed.

Green Beret Sniper Pens AWESOME Letter to ‘Crisco Sweating’ Michael Moore. We hope Crisco doesn’t sue for making their product look bad.

1,700 PRIVATE JETS FLY TO DAVOS TO DISCUSS GLOBAL WARMING. Carbon footprints only count for the peasants.

MSNBC Hosts Slam President Obama for State of the Union Bragging That Was ‘Not Close to Reality.’ It sounded to us like a campaign speech with a bunch of BS promises that won’t be kept with little or nothing about the state of the union or reality with some veto threats thrown in for good measure.

State of the Union selfies! Hollywood Glamor comes to the White House with a ‘Twitter Mirror’ popular at award ceremonies. Well, you know what they say about people who take selfies.

European Law Enforcement Agencies: On Second Thought, Maybe Firearms Would Be Helpful.

Scotland Yard said Sunday it was increasing the deployment of officers allowed to carry firearms in Britain, where many cling to the image of the unarmed “bobby.” In Belgium, where officials say a terror network was plotting to attack police, officers are again permitted to take their service weapons home.

Fitting that our first no shit Sherlock of the year goes to Scotland Yard.

Lib Media Attacks Joni Ernst Before SOTU Response: “Maybe She’ll Castrate Pigs on Camera” (Video). We’d suggest she start with the two-legged ones in Congress but someone beat her to it.

http://youtu.be/ZdobTG2iwNg

SF Bay Area To Consider Banning Backyard BBQing. The SMOG Nazis are at it again! We predict it won’t be long before they try and ban driving on spare the air days unless you have an electric car or you’re a local SMOG Commisar.

New police radars can ‘see’ inside homes. The people who line their walls and windows with foil were right.

Coup underway in Yemen. Anti-American Islamic radicals have control of the capital and the president is in hiding… another Middle Eastern country disintegrates in the aftermath of Obama’s Arab Spring.

Robert Redford says Mitch McConnell “looks like he just slid out from under a rock.” Yeah, okay, Mitch won’t win any beauty pageants but, dude, have you looked in a mirror lately? You aren’t exactly Brad Pitt anymore yourself and at least McConnell doesn’t walk around looking like an 80-year-old hair-dyed pervert with a doughnut addiction.

League probing Patriots’ possible use of deflated balls. When they’re done can they do an investigation of Congress and the Obama Administration? They have the same problem.

Uproar after Miss Lebanon caught smiling in selfie next to Miss Israel. Lebanon is considering stripping Miss Lebanon of her title for fraternizing with the enemy. No, seriously, they are.

H&R Block: ‘No One Can Understand’ New Obamacare Tax Code. Someone call Nancy Pelosi and have her explain the tax code please. (Yeah right).

Lefty filmmaker Michael Moore calls ‘American Sniper’ Chris Kyle a ‘coward’; reaction is furious! We love to see lard ass go to Afghanistan and deal with the Taliban. If they captured him (which wouldn’t be hard at all) they’d probably make him squeal like a goat.

NFL Playoffs Open Thread. We’ll start if off by saying just wow to Seattle’s win over Green Bay. 15 minutes ago we’d have bet the Packers had it in the bag. Great comeback Seahawks! So whose going to win tonight? Colts or Patriots?

ONE DEAD, SIX SHOT IN SEPARATE CHICAGO SHOOTINGS. Remember folks, #blacklivesmatter.