CERN: ‘Climate models will need to be substantially revised’

Oil company shills at CERN: ‘Climate models will need to be substantially revised’. Al Gore’s settled science unsettled. A big ball of hot gas 93 million miles away from here has more effect on earth climate than a big tub of hot air living in a mansion in California would have you believe.

This post was last modified on August 28, 2011

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  • I looked up the words on this one... CERN says that most of the changes are Heliocentrically caused instead of Anthropogenically caused:
    anthropogenic = human-caused
    heliocentric = Sun-caused
    GASP! And yet the Goricle says that scientists would NEVER lie for money... But skeptics would (and himself). Yet, the CERN scientists were "warned" to "couch" their findings on this one... Just saying.

    • OMG Strina! You mean to tell me that "climate change" (global warming hysteria) is caused by changes in the way the sun heats the earth? Who would have thought it? ;-)
      By the way, now that Obungles is trying to take away our coal fired power plants, maybe he will allow more nuclear power plants. I mean if they need any proof that nuclear power is safe, just look at the sun! Millions of years of clean, safe energy!