Cheetah, star of the Tarzan films, has passed away at age 80. Damn, we just lost someone else that woulda made a better president than the A-Hole In One.
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Cheetah, star of the Tarzan films, has passed away at age 80. Damn, we just lost someone else that woulda made a better president than the A-Hole In One.
This post was last modified on February 9, 2021
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Srsly, I never thought could live to that age, even in captivity, with the best medical care private enterprise can provide.
Cheetah didn't have Obamacare. His health plan was better.
Put them both in the same room (when Cheetah was still alive) and it wouldn't be real hard to figure out which one was the smartest...The short guy with the hairy chin would win every time....
The hirsute short guy with the long arms woulda been tossing turd almost immediately, clearly constituting a victory.
Kinda like what we do with My Dear Sweet Olivia?
You get the same result if Cheetah is dead.
Bravo, Sir!