China: Wife ‘Boils Husband In Pressure Cooker’

China: Wife ‘Boils Husband In Pressure Cooker.’ Someone needs to outlaw these assault pressure cookers immediately! Where’s Dianne Feinstein when you need her?

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      • Gotta go with Jim on this one. Best pun of the year. The one thumbs down HAD to be from J.Crowley who lacks a sense of humor, intellect, the power of thought, and the ability to string even two cogent thoughts together at one time.
        When I read about the woman boiling her husband, I could only think, "Why didn't Hillary think of this in the 90's?".

  • So we now have the latest version of this tale? OK then, here is the story of Armin Meiwes...

    a German man who achieved international notoriety for killing and eating a voluntary victim whom he had found via the Internet. After Meiwes and the victim jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis, Meiwes killed his victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh. Because of his acts, Meiwes is also known as the Rotenburg Cannibal or Der Metzgermeister (The Master Butcher). His main occupation was working as a computer repair technician.

    Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe, whose disclaimer mentions the distinction between reality and fantasy. Meiwes's post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed". Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will. As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small town of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes' fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.

    According to journalists[who?] who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from the blood loss to actually eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a Star Trek book[specify] for three hours, while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Meiwes apparently gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, twenty sleeping pills and a bottle of schnapps,[citation needed] kissed him and finally killed him in a room that he had built in his house for this purpose, the Slaughter Room.[citation needed] After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meat hook and tore chunks of flesh from it; he even tried to grind the bones to use as flour.[citation needed] The whole scene was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes ate the body over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kilograms (44 lb) of the flesh. According to prosecutors, Meiwes committed the act for sexual enjoyment.

    Meiwes was arrested in December 2002, after a college student in Innsbruck phoned the police after seeing new advertisements for victims and details about the killing on the Internet. Investigators searched his home and found body parts and the videotaped killing.

    On 30 January 2004, Meiwes was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to eight years in prison. The case attracted considerable media attention and led to a debate over whether Meiwes could be convicted at all, given that Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes had voluntarily and knowingly participated in the act.

    Meiwes has admitted what he did, and expressed regret for his actions. He added he wanted to write a book of his life story with the aim of deterring anyone who wants to follow his steps. Websites dedicated to Meiwes have appeared, with people advertising for willing victims. "They should go for treatment, so it doesn't escalate like it did with me", said Meiwes. While in prison, Meiwes has since become a vegetarian.He believes there are about 800 cannibals in Germany.

    In April 2005, a German court ordered a retrial after prosecutors appealed against his sentence. They believed he should have been convicted of murder. Among the questions courts answered is whether Brandes agreed to his killing, and whether he was legally capable of doing so at the moment, taking into account his apparent mental problems as well as his significant intake of alcohol.

    Other aspects of the retrial determined whether Meiwes killed to satiate his own desires (in particular sexual desires), and not because he was asked to, which Meiwes has repeatedly rejected during testimony. At his retrial, a psychologist stated that Meiwes could reoffend and still "had fantasies about devouring the flesh of young people". On 10 May 2006, a court in Frankfurt convicted Meiwes of murder and sentenced him to life imprisonment.

    ...now that story, became this song. "Mein Teil"(My Part) by Rammstein, & here is the English translation, as they are a German language band...

    Today I will meet a gentleman
    He likes me so much he could eat me up
    Soft parts and even hard ones [3]
    are on the menu

    Because you are what you eat
    and you know what it is

    It is my part – no
    My part – no
    There that's my part – no
    My part – no

    The dull blade good and proper
    I'm bleeding heavily and feeling sick
    Although I have to fight to stay awake
    I keep eating while in convulsions

    It's just so well seasoned
    and so nicely flambéed
    and so lovingly served on porcelain
    And with it, a good wine
    and gentle candlelight
    Yeah I'll take my time
    You've got to have some culture

    Because you are what you eat
    and you know what it is

    It is my part – no
    My part – no
    Because that's my part – no
    Yes it's my part – no

    A cry will ascend to heaven
    It will cut through hosts of angels
    Feather-flesh will shriekingly fall
    from the top of the clouds onto my childhood

    ...& here is how they perform it live, & it is, well, a bit strange. It' is also one of my favorite songs to see live...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VP2k1dWk3w

    ...& who says the Germans don't have a sense of humor?

  • OOO.. Chop, Chop A1 Special, We make for you today , you like? Have side of rice and tea! You Like , You Like. (Sounds like the other white meat?) Didn't i see this on a Tales of the Crypt episode?

  • Cookware clearly is dangerous to have around... and I'm a bit concerned... my vegetable steamer was looking at me kinda funny a little while ago. Maybe I should call in the Department of Internal Pressure Steamers and Intervention Team (DIPSHIT) to rescue me... but wait... those gargantuan sequester cuts.... I guess I have no choice but to sit here and helplessly soil myself then call in the EPA and a HAZMAT team... unless a marauding band of kitchen utensils gets to me first.

  • And their was still a shortage of pigeons around that restaurant. Still it seems getting rid of the bones is a problem.

  • I know that we get here in the States as "Chinese food" is a lot different from what real Chinese in China call "Chinese food" but this is ridiculous.

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