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Chris Christie: Occupados angry because Obama’s a SCOAMF

Chris Christie: Barack Obama is the cause of OWS anger. “They represent an anger in our country that Barack Obama has caused, because he is a typical, cynical Chicago ward politician who runs for office and promises everything and then comes to office and disappoints.” Speaking truth to poopers.

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SUDARSHAN SINGLA says:

December 10, 2011 at 8:23 pm

HE IS ANOTHER SHUT UP REPUB
Always Sunny In Hell says:

December 9, 2011 at 5:21 am

I give it 2 months before Michael Moore is trying to sell a movie based on this guy.
- Erik Everhard says:
  
  December 9, 2011 at 8:04 am
  
  I give it 6 months before this morbidly obese slob Christie again has chest pains and again ends up in the hospital. He needs to get a grip on his food addiction before it's too late; he's a massive stroke/heart attack waiting to happen. The Bell Jet Ranger he gets hauled around in will have to be traded in for a Chinook if he gets any fatter. He' gotta' weigh at least 380.
  - Notsosilent says:
    
    December 10, 2011 at 10:46 am
    
    Gosh Eric I thought you were dead...Darn
  - perlcat says:
    
    December 9, 2011 at 8:14 am
    
    Yeah, he makes you hot, doesn't he. This man-lust you have for him is getting out of hand, Erik. Why don't you head down to the john with his photo and get some relief?
perlcat says:

December 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm

The man's got a point. Not sure that his brand of governorship is ready for the oval office, but I enjoy his take on things. (It is *still* better than Brand Zero, though.)