Chris Hayes Explains Away Fox News’ Success

“Sneered at, laughed at, and spit upon . . .”: Chris Hayes explains the paranoia behind Fox News’ success. We’re glad Mr. Hayes clarified that statement. For one very uncomfortable moment we thought he was describing the night he almost became a man.

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  • Do you hear that Chrissy? The swirling noise your network is making as it circles the bowl? If I were you, I'd start looking for another job there cupcake, maybe you could team up with Al on the first race-baiting sitcom.
    Oh wait, you already have.

  • I like him better when he ditches the glasses and wears a pant suit and they call 'him' Rachel Maddow.

  • One of the reasons FOX is successful is that they dont have too many assholes like Chris. Yeah I know, they have some assholes like Chris, Alan "Dye Job" Holmes, Geraldo, Dumbass Juan, and Fat Bob Beckle. I think FOX keeps them on to keep from completely running away with the ratings.

    • Fox only needs to keep Dana Perino and Greg Gutfeld happy and on the air. Both are very good and offset a lot of the other regulars who think they are conservative but don't show it often enough. Lately I've gotten pretty frustrated with Fox News because they seem to go out of the way to miss the point on a lot of stories. The lefty regulars are simply morons. Juan Williams and Colmes are virtually unwatchable.

      Also, allow me to say that DP is pretty darn good looking too, which is a big bonus.

      • "Also, allow me to say that DP is pretty darn good looking too, which is a big bonus."

        You, sir, are highly skilled in the art of understatement.

      • Juan Williams has become so totally over the top leftist, that it seems he's doing it just to not look centrist. It makes me angry that I defended him when he was canned from PBS. He went from occasionally reasonable to totally stupid and senseless. He's FOX News' Marie Harf.

        • Juan seems like a class act, but man he does forgive easily. The way the leftists at NPR throw him overboard should have told him all he needs to know.

  • Chris just wishes his viewers would spit, or laugh or even pass gas...Most of them are the same dead democrats who vote. Like I said, Chris, apply now for a job at QVC, Get out before they fire you too.

    In broadcasting, years ago, the thing to do was attack who ever is in first place and hope some of that rubs off on you and your ratings.....Typical demotards haven't had a new idea since 1966.