Where's your article calling out brainiac Dana Perino from Fox News? She proved yesterday on Jeopardy what I've known all along: she is STUPID!
So Dana Perino did terrible on Jeopardy. Finished with $0 dollars, I can't say anything, I would finish with -$400,000. I have a thing for her though, something about being blond, female, and married.
Anyway, even Einstein said don't memorize useless information, (paraphrasing) "Know where to find the information you're looking for, and how to use it, that's the key to success." Being successful at Jeopardy does not mean intelligence. It's like "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader," being able to process and use information is representative of intelligence, memorizing (almost) useless crap from 5th grade, not really.
I would still say Christopher is an idiot. All the things he tries to process comes out as liberal rubbish.
Nice post, as usual Joe. Reminds of a quote I read from a CEO a long time ago and wish I could remember from where. He basically said 95 % of the decisions I make every day could be made by any reasonably intelligent HS junior, the other 5% is why they pay me the big bucks.
Like you I know that quote, although I also don't remember who said it. It would be funny if someone like Warren Buffet said it, or maybe more ironic than funny...
Rules for quoting -
1. First time, cite name - "as Joe Blow said ..."
2. 2nd time - "as someone once said ..."
3. 3rd time - "as I've always said ..."
And in re: your quoted quote - you can add " ... is why they pay me the big bucks, and also for the ability to tell the difference between the 95% and the 5%"
Where is it?
Well, you can google it, or
you can write one yourself, AND
you can stop looking for it under a post entitled "Chris Matthews' epic Jeopardy fail" because ...
now follow closely ...
this post and subsequent comment thread is about
(pay attention, now)
CHRIS MATTHEWS!
Do you see how that works?
Standard leftard tactic -- change the subject. All our regulars here do it, that's why a thread about 49-employee French companies is now 500 posts long.
DON'T FEED TROLLS!!!
OH YEAH???
What about Halliburton?
;-)
Hey Ronnie, have a drink on me via andre, that had to hurt. Still lmao.
And another thing -
Chris - did you really think that there is a world-renowned church in Istanbul?
A CHURCH????
In freakin' ISTANBUL????
That's a Muslim country. You've heard of them, no? They're the people (using the term loosely), who don't allow any freedom for their own, not to mention churches.
Hello? Chris - the real world called. Wants to know why she never hears from you.
Better yet, the category was 6 letter capitols!
I-S-T-A-N-B-U-L = 8 letters!
How wrong is Chris - let me count the ways
Wrong city for St Basil's
Wrong city for any church whatsoever (of sufficient significance to be a subject of a Jeopardy Q - so Olivia, don't bother telling us about the religious freedom in Istanbul b/c there's 5 Christians huddled in some basement, praying)
Wrong spelling.
3 so far.
He was probably thinking of the Hagia Sopia, but of course that hasn't been a church since Istanbul was Constantinople, Istanbul was Constantinople...
I got a call from Chris' proctologist, they found his head...
That's the good news, the bad news is there is no medical protocol for breaking contact.
Maybe they could use the method mentioned in the French thread, guillotine!
Cliff Clavin he ain't.
He isn't even Homer Simpson!
Let's see, a military question, 2 law and orders, and one having to do with a church. Not exactly the libs' strong areas. No surprise Mr Matthews got flustered.
We are Jeopardy fans, and watch it every night with our kid, but we were out of town for few days, and recorded a few shows. So, we watched this episode right on the back of the "teen" tournament, and it was amazing how much more "dumbed-down" and politics/journalism-related this episode was, and all three of the contestants STILL did miserably. So sad! And as horribly dense as Tingles was, Gibbs spent the whole show leaning on the podium like a drugged out dope dealer. It was so sloppy and disrespectful - embarrassing that he was once the voice of our president. Disgraceful,
Just proves that liberal elitists take care of their own..a moron with millions and he's dumb as a fence post!
Tingles just proved that the pseudo-intellect of the left is just that-its a mirage, a fallacy-and to lose to Gibbs-well, I would go home, take out my 92-F/S and blow my head off if I were him!
He could say, "I'm just gonna go out and shoot the shit."
What....and waste a perfectly good bullet?
So Leg Tingles aren't a indication of increased intelligence? I guess they really are a indication of incontinence. Or was that incompetence?
Editor! You would bet one thousand on Leg-Tingler mathews??? Really?? Have you considered professional help?
I disagree. It's a slam dunk. Whatever the "answer" is in the Dumbass category, the question is ""Who is Tingles Matthews?"
Take it easy crew. There's nothing funny about Alzheimer's.
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Where's your article calling out brainiac Dana Perino from Fox News? She proved yesterday on Jeopardy what I've known all along: she is STUPID!
So Dana Perino did terrible on Jeopardy. Finished with $0 dollars, I can't say anything, I would finish with -$400,000. I have a thing for her though, something about being blond, female, and married.
Anyway, even Einstein said don't memorize useless information, (paraphrasing) "Know where to find the information you're looking for, and how to use it, that's the key to success." Being successful at Jeopardy does not mean intelligence. It's like "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader," being able to process and use information is representative of intelligence, memorizing (almost) useless crap from 5th grade, not really.
I would still say Christopher is an idiot. All the things he tries to process comes out as liberal rubbish.
Nice post, as usual Joe. Reminds of a quote I read from a CEO a long time ago and wish I could remember from where. He basically said 95 % of the decisions I make every day could be made by any reasonably intelligent HS junior, the other 5% is why they pay me the big bucks.
Like you I know that quote, although I also don't remember who said it. It would be funny if someone like Warren Buffet said it, or maybe more ironic than funny...
Rules for quoting -
1. First time, cite name - "as Joe Blow said ..."
2. 2nd time - "as someone once said ..."
3. 3rd time - "as I've always said ..."
And in re: your quoted quote - you can add " ... is why they pay me the big bucks, and also for the ability to tell the difference between the 95% and the 5%"
Where is it?
Well, you can google it, or
you can write one yourself, AND
you can stop looking for it under a post entitled "Chris Matthews' epic Jeopardy fail" because ...
now follow closely ...
this post and subsequent comment thread is about
(pay attention, now)
CHRIS MATTHEWS!
Do you see how that works?
Standard leftard tactic -- change the subject. All our regulars here do it, that's why a thread about 49-employee French companies is now 500 posts long.
DON'T FEED TROLLS!!!
OH YEAH???
What about Halliburton?
;-)
Hey Ronnie, have a drink on me via andre, that had to hurt. Still lmao.
And another thing -
Chris - did you really think that there is a world-renowned church in Istanbul?
A CHURCH????
In freakin' ISTANBUL????
That's a Muslim country. You've heard of them, no? They're the people (using the term loosely), who don't allow any freedom for their own, not to mention churches.
Hello? Chris - the real world called. Wants to know why she never hears from you.
Better yet, the category was 6 letter capitols!
I-S-T-A-N-B-U-L = 8 letters!
How wrong is Chris - let me count the ways
Wrong city for St Basil's
Wrong city for any church whatsoever (of sufficient significance to be a subject of a Jeopardy Q - so Olivia, don't bother telling us about the religious freedom in Istanbul b/c there's 5 Christians huddled in some basement, praying)
Wrong spelling.
3 so far.
He was probably thinking of the Hagia Sopia, but of course that hasn't been a church since Istanbul was Constantinople, Istanbul was Constantinople...
http://youtu.be/ulsloBRDFzA
I got a call from Chris' proctologist, they found his head...
That's the good news, the bad news is there is no medical protocol for breaking contact.
Maybe they could use the method mentioned in the French thread, guillotine!
Cliff Clavin he ain't.
He isn't even Homer Simpson!
Let's see, a military question, 2 law and orders, and one having to do with a church. Not exactly the libs' strong areas. No surprise Mr Matthews got flustered.
We are Jeopardy fans, and watch it every night with our kid, but we were out of town for few days, and recorded a few shows. So, we watched this episode right on the back of the "teen" tournament, and it was amazing how much more "dumbed-down" and politics/journalism-related this episode was, and all three of the contestants STILL did miserably. So sad! And as horribly dense as Tingles was, Gibbs spent the whole show leaning on the podium like a drugged out dope dealer. It was so sloppy and disrespectful - embarrassing that he was once the voice of our president. Disgraceful,
Just proves that liberal elitists take care of their own..a moron with millions and he's dumb as a fence post!
Tingles just proved that the pseudo-intellect of the left is just that-its a mirage, a fallacy-and to lose to Gibbs-well, I would go home, take out my 92-F/S and blow my head off if I were him!
He could say, "I'm just gonna go out and shoot the shit."
What....and waste a perfectly good bullet?
So Leg Tingles aren't a indication of increased intelligence? I guess they really are a indication of incontinence. Or was that incompetence?
Editor! You would bet one thousand on Leg-Tingler mathews??? Really?? Have you considered professional help?
I disagree. It's a slam dunk. Whatever the "answer" is in the Dumbass category, the question is ""Who is Tingles Matthews?"
Take it easy crew. There's nothing funny about Alzheimer's.