Brainless, shirtless, and jobless. Republican Congressman Christopher Lee suddenly, unexpectedly resigned from Congress after his CraigsList embarrassment. But our team of intrepid investigative reporters reveals Lee’s 100% guaranteed-to-work Craigslist pick-up lines.
1. “Do you support the Second Amendment? Then check out these guns.”
2. “I’d like to gerrymander your district.”
3. “What’s your campaign sign?”
4. “I’m Christopher Lee and I approve this massage.”
5. “Lets put it to an up and down vote.”
6. “Come back to my place and I’ll introduce you to my caucus.”
7. “If I said you had a deliberative body would you hold it against me?”
8. “The Chair recognizes the gentle lady from my dreams.”
9. “How’d you like a position on my staff?”
10. “My armed forces sub committee is studying the feasibility of a quick withdrawal from Iraq … so how’d you like to help me perfect the art of pulling out?”
Plus this special bonus pick-up line used only on special occasions and on very special women:
11. “Look at me. Now look at your man. I’m the Congressman your man could smell like.”
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This guy is an ass, & it's a good thing he's out.
12. Hey, sometimes ya gotta squeeze a little flesh, and kiss a few babies.
13. Sweetheart, now you know they don't Call me a Carpetbagger for nothin'!
14. Have ya heard about the 'Teabaggin' Craze' sweeping the Nation?
15. I put the (R) in Raaaaandy, Baby.
16. I just, really, want to put my finger on the pulse of the electorate.
Hey IHTM guys, you are clever but your wives are saints to let you roll with those lines. LOL Enjoyed every one of 'em!
Dang but that's a shame. I loved all of his old movies.
" No one reads CraigsList I'll get away with this"
Wait a second darling, I said Congressional elections.
Very Clever!
I’m a real “phillybuster” and can show you my majority whip!
Call If you’re looking for a REAL 'man-date'.
I’d love to show you my “point of order”.
I love it when you feel my pocket veto
#9 is my favorite! Well done, gents!
You know what they say about us Republicans-- we got some deep pockets.
Unlike a Kennedy, I can kiss and drive at the same time, Doll
They modeled the Republican elephant Tusks on me Baby- and I ain't taking my nose
This is my rifle this is my gun, one is for shootin' one is for fun. Which one you wanna play with baby?