Chuck Schumer holds presser to warm people to check for ticks: Chuck Schumer warning us about blood sucking parasites? Looks like the Senator from New York really, really doesn’t like competition.
This post was last modified on November 5, 2021
Chuck Schumer holds presser to warm people to check for ticks: Chuck Schumer warning us about blood sucking parasites? Looks like the Senator from New York really, really doesn’t like competition.
This post was last modified on November 5, 2021
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The easiest way to get a tick off your dog is to touch it with a lit cigar, it will fall right off. I wonder if that would work on Schmooch and the rest of the gang in Washingtoon? I'm tired of them hanging on my ass, sucking everything they can out of my wallet.
In the tick Senate there are calls to investigate the latest Schumer infestation. Unfortunately for the ticks, they don't have a pesticide strong enough to deal with this vermin.
They are not ticks, they are IRS agents and NSA folks who have attached themselves to your body to suck out bodily fluids and cash....
It's possible that Lil' Chuckie was doing some projecting.
And in other "blood sucking parasites?" news, fun for the whole family
http://therightscoop.com/caption-this-photo-of-obama-at-marthas-vineyard/
Damn! I gotta quit eating beans for lunch.
"I'm going to pout and stamp my feet."
The Ministry of Silly Walks.
We have the birdie, the eagle, and now the goose (step).
The metaphors write themselves.
I have long been suspicious of the government's efforts to keep us out of the woods. It's part and parcel of their desire to keep us afraid and dependent upon them. Take the Powassan virus Schumer is warning about: according to the article there has been one case in the state of New York this year and since they don't mention the outcome I'm going to presume the poor guy survived. Big deal. I ignore the warnings and walk in tall grass whenever I feel like it - as a boy I practically lived in the woods and the tall grass. Yet I survive, do I not? I'm pretty sure I face less danger from ticks than I do from human predators... like Schumer.
Honestly, what is in the drinking water of New York that causes them to repeatedly elect nitwits? Is it true you have to have half your brain removed before relocating to New York?
I had a wonderful real estate agent down here in NC a few years ago who introduced herself with, "I'm your worst nightmare. A New Yorker with a U-haul trailer". Best agent I ever had.
You are familiar with the etymology of the word "politics"?
Poli - meaning many, "Tics" - blood sucking parasites.