Co2Insananity will temporarily leave the building. My friends, effective Tuesday October 8, I won’t be writing for a few days. As everyone will be wondering why, here’s the skinny.
I passed out around the end of August. No stroke or heart-attack, so the ER Doc took a chest x-ray and found a spot on my right lung. After lots of testing I found out it is cancerous. They did confirm that the MRI on my head showed there was nothing there, which my wife strongly agrees with.
This is what I get for smoking for 30 years.
So, tomorrow I get the top lobe on my right lung removed. I know it sounds bad, but the good news is it’s only stage 1 and if there’s nothing in my lymph nodes (which is what it appears like on the scans) I won’t even need chemo. Nowadays, they don’t even crack your chest open, they make 4 small incisions in your side and away you go. Recovery is usually 3-4 days.
I look at this as an opportunity and that someone is watching out for me. Finding it by accident before it’s spread beyond fixing is a gift from God.
FYI, I have no pain or symptoms, not even a cough and the only thing scary about this to me is the hospital food.
Barring any problems I’ll be back with the snark by Friday or Saturday. As soon as I can, I’ll post here and let you know how it came out (literally). (I will have my cell phone smuggled in).
Cheers!
Co2Insanity
This post was last modified on October 22, 2013


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It was that dishwashing avoidance wasn't it!! Well, just glad you are dishing it back and forth. Take care!
I'm officially recovered. How do I know? My wife's back in bitch-mode.
Woah! That must be her way to show you she cares enough to treat you like she does always (Not pitying your or treating you like a child/invalid which some people hate). LOL At least I hope so...
Bitches? No thanks, I got plenty!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azagLmoboC0&list=PLdes9hKrHrY0CclzaN64SIrKfWuKirt8U&index=1
i think this is the one. no headphones @ the library.
Glad you recovered, sorry about the wife.
Good news though, you're not married to Olivia.
That comment is enough to put him back in the hospital!
His or mine?
Actually, if his wife reads this board, his.
If he thinks too much about it, mine.
Peace
Prayers.
OK I'm back. I got out of the hospital on Sunday afternoon. After all the drugs (read morphine) my brains been out of commission. Still hard or breath, but I'm not on oxygen. I finally got up and took a shower this afternoon (phew) as I had to go get another chest X-ray at the hospital. Still coughing up crap.
On the home stretch. Two more stents and I'll be in good shape.
Thanks all for your prayers and good wishes, I'm sure they helped.
I'll be back snarling soon!
Glad to hear your roaring back to health! Missed you. Still praying!
Great to hear! Keep getting better!
If he gets to feeling really better, perhaps he could apply his Crowley rule to Obliviousidiot. ;-)
Glad to hear from you. Sounds like things are as good as can be expected at this point.
Welcome back, as you can see the inmates continue to run the asylum, and your wit and sarcasm are as needed as ever. But on a lighter note, did you happen upon any outstanding Nurses during your stay?
praise Jesus! That's good news, ya snarlfalufagus you. :D
"After all the drugs... my brains been out of commission."
If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...
Welcome home.
Hooray! Glad all has gone well and offer continued prayers for healing and that your wife will be. Able to resist thr urge to kill you herself! LOL
Glad to see you back and well, too bad you brought THAT one with you!
This is great! Thanks for updating us we were all worried and looking forward to hear from you. G-d Bless!
Awesome! Glad it went as planned.
Just stopped in to say hello (and maybe squabble a bit). CO2, sorry about your medical scare, but glad to hear you came through well.
Oh. So you ARENT dead. Guess we know who the silent troll is.
Yep...
Greetings Olivia.. haven't heard from you in years, it seems
Yet, it hasn't been long enough.
It is one of those things when you say that if you never see the person again it will still be too soon...
Best news of the day! You sound tough as nails.. Welcome back to the mayhem
You are I'm my prayers sweetie.
Update? Anyone?
Yeah, I'd like to know, too. I guess we have to wait for him to sign in and tell us himself, and he probably has stuff on his mind right now.
I thought I mentioned this earlier, but I can't find the post. ICU's and many areas of a hospital frown on the use of cell phones, for fear of affecting various signals in the area. So even if he is chugging along just fine, he may not be able to use his phone. Personally, I thought his estimate of his time in the hospital was alittle generous. Even if they didn't do an open procedure, its still major surgery. I am sure he has lots going on that takes precedence overupdating us. :(((
So you're saying IHTM is not the most important thing in his life? What's up with that?
The people inthe hospital work all the time, and are unaware of our glorious site. Therefore, they wouldn't consider an update as important as we do!
Someone needs to clue them in and set their priorities straight!
Cheers and get well soon!
Pleeeeeeease hurry back!!!!!!
Hope you get better and quit smoking!
You are also lucky this happened in 2013, not 2018.