Company will load loved ones’ ashes into ammunition. You had to see this one coming… now you can have a “Shotgun Funeral”. Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, I hope they left me the shotgun when they drew up their trust.
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I bet people really get a bang out of this.
Ali-Bin Olivia,
Put your Burka back on- please.
Load my ashes into a .50 caliber sniper rifle's ammo, distribute me to our soldiers fighting the terrorists, and let me show them what I think of the "religion of peace."
I can't serve due to health conditions, but dammit, if I can take the fight to them that way, sign my ass up.
Load my ashes into a .50 caliber sniper rifle’s ammo, distribute me to our soldiers fighting the terrorists, and let me show them what I think of the “religion of peace.”
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Do you think anyone really cares what you think about Islam, once you're dead?
Who do you think you'd be impressing, anyway, with your last-ditch act of hate? Jesus? :D
Does it matter if anyone cares or not? I'm not out to impress the masses with what I believe, or trying to force them to see and support my views. I made a post, stated what I would do, and that's it.
Last -ditch act of hate eh? Explain that one. I am not a fan of the religion of hatred, intolerance and violence. I'm not advocating hate. Frankly, I'm interested to read some of the views on my post, and to be honest, yours perplexes me. As in, you make grandiose assumptions, and you know what they say about assumptions.
Don't worry about Olivia Bin Laden..she attacks anyone who even mentions Muslims, she also hates conservatives of any shape, size or faith, she also thinks we all live in the same trailer park and drink the same beer. She is just another uninformed, cut and pasty liberal blogger, Think of it like having a ant come to a picnic, you see it, flick it out of the way and keep enjoying your outing, Flick hard enough and it won't come back...:)
By the way I loved your idea about the 50 cal!
Oh, and Olivia's world, a conservative is anyone who disagrees with her.
Ollie, your taking the "Christ is right" opinion is puzzling. Your posts are taking on an anti-islam slant lately. Seems odd coming from the left. What gives?
Oh she is supporting Islam still. She is pointing out that he is hating on Islam, which she cannot tolerate. Cause its the religion of peace and love ya know?
No, she clearly said "you'd be impressing Jesus." And she said, who cares, islam is a dead last act of hate." It's in her post. You just have to read all the words and interpret what she really means to say. Get it now?
I do! You are so right! I am just a weak minded, uneducated conservative, and that had slipped right by me! Thanks for clarifying!
Yup. This stuff is in every post she makes. We need to make a GROUP EFFORT to respond to her as such and point out these things EVERY TIME she posts.
This is like the deal with compressing Grandma's ashes into a diamond. Its a scam. If the deceased were really a firearm fan, and asked his family to load him up, that's one thing, but with this, you pay for whatever they put inside. It could be ANYTHING. The deceased's ashes may just get flushed down the toilet, which you could do for free.
Just think of it as;going out with a bang
"So how are you dealing with the grief?"
"It's been hit or miss so far."
Funerals and cemeteries are for the living. When I kick the bucket, I really don't care what happens to my body. I'm dead. That's it. Game over. Thanks for playing, but you didn't put in the quarters in time to keep going.
With that said, if people buy this service, more power to them. Some people want to be loaded into shotgun shells when they die. That's fine.
Might make more sense if the deceased had a choice about who gets shot with those shotgun shells...
Oooooh, that's good! Wicked, but good!
At the wake, the deceased's family said, "We're going to do a round of shots in his honor," and then headed to the backyard for skeet shooting.
Well hey, it would be a fitting end, seeing as how I've already got a shotgun wedding on my resume.
Seriously, I dunno about this. I've got nothing against guns in general or the firearms industry (except the price of ammo) but this seems kinda sick.
(except the price of ammo)
Finally, something that cannot be blamed on Bush. Obama gets all the credit for skyrocketing gun and ammo sales.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a missile! Nope, it's Uncle Lester being fired out of an AK-47.
And up to the last, he went out with a blast.