Corroded By Urine, San Francisco Light Pole Collapses, Nearly Killing Man

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• Well, I'm sure it really pissed him off when it fell on his car.

  • Urine for a punfest now.

    • No P! Noooo P!

      https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Road_Sign_No_Parking.jpg

      They already have these signs up all over the place. Can nobody read?

      • Well if you want more..Look at this...

        http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/08/05/kevin-bacon-wants-to-free-the-penis/

        • Is he trolling for partners? There is some consternation that women are shown full frontal all the time, while men are not subjected to that particular indignity. Maybe we don't need more male nudity, just less nudity overall!

• Is this a variation of the broken window theory?

  • I had to look it up, because I had never heard the term.
    http://www.britannica.com/topic/broken-windows-theory
    It appears to be a similar idea to what was done in Chicago to get Al Capone. Instead of trying to catch them at the big crime, catch them at anything you can, and it will stop the chain of events that results in the bigger crimes. In Capone's case, get him on tax evasion, and when he's in jail, he can't kill anyone. In NYC, they focused on the turnstile jumpers, and all subway crimes decreased. The idea is that if they will do a big crime, they will also do the small ones. Stopping them for the small ones, keeps them out of the subway, and they won't do the bigger crimes.

    • In Kalifornia they teach the Broken Windows Theory in the Academy... It is stuffed in between classes on racial profiling, and community awareness...

• Too bad the pole didn't fall on one (or more) of the SF politicians. Oh no. Did I say pole in reference to SF?? I meant the light pole. I dont want to get the SF men all excited.

• I love the helpful suggestion from the city official: he asks the public to please pee on the fire hydrants instead of the light poles, because the hydrants are stronger. People are apparently not as smart as dogs -- dogs have been using the hydrants for centuries.

  • How about another suggestion, that people don't piss on light poles...What a city...the Urine and feces capital of the west coast, naked guys eating lunch at burger king and all those lovely illegal aliens...If a city ever needed to be used for carpet bombing, this is the one...

• This is akin to the US Constitution being corroded away by generations of Progressives pissing on it.

• I'm betting that if they tested the urine, none of it would be from dogs.

  • But that doesn't mean they weren't on all-fours with a leash smelling butts

    • Oh, the pictures that just went through my mind. Not just collars, harnesses. With big chrome studs and rings. And the dog-boy mask.

      https://www.etsy.com/listing/124874612/bdsm-dog-mask-hood-black-white-with

      • Not to mention a big metal ring around the gonads.