Couple plans underwater dolphin-assisted birth. What could go wrong? As long as the baby is born with gills and the dolphins aren’t hungry, we will end up with another liberal for the welfare rolls.
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Couple plans underwater dolphin-assisted birth
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I heard the co-pay is 50 mackerels
And I heard they were just doing this for the halibut.
Took a second, but that was funny.
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Something smells fishy here.
I suppose it's better then a Kermit Gosnell assisted birth.
Makes you wonder how the baby was conceived.
I'm guessing underwater with him going, "EEEEE! EEEEEE!" and her answering, "EEEEE! EEEEE!"
How does one say snacks in dolphin ?
I swear I thought I was on the Onion or something! It's rather terrifying to think of these people reproducing.
I think they should name the kid Flipper.
Reconnect with dolphins? When was the great dolphin/human singularity? I missed it.
So basically mom is gonna pollute the Dolphin's pool with waste and hope the baby doesn't become Dolphin bait?
Hippies, is there no limit to their goofiness? There's a potential Darwin award here, I just hope these two idiots know that dolphins are carnivores.
Seems like someone took the old "Flipper" TV series a bit TOO seriously....