Democrats propose new monument on the backside of Mount Rushmore

Instead of featuring the faces of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt, the backside of Mount Rushmore will feature the backsides of Harry Ried, Nancy Pelosi, David Axelrod and Rahm Emanual telling the American people to kiss their backsides.

It will, of course, be funded by the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act of 2009. It will be carved by an army of SEIU members and contribute another one million jobs saved or created.