Detroit going to the dogs… literally. There are an estimated 50,000 homeless dogs roaming the city in packs, attacking people, interrupting mail service, and no doubt turning all the squirrels into nervous wrecks.
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Don't worry, Mother Nature is working on the problem of too many stray dogs in Detroit:
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/03/21/dozens-of-dead-dogs-uncovered-by-melting-snow-at-sprawling-detroit-park/
All these stray dogs are caused by a combination of problems.
1. The Obama Economy, people are abandoning their pets because they can't afford to feed them.
2. Democrat run Detroit has so badly mismanaged their money that there is nothing there to control the dog population.
3. The first 2 result in unchecked breeding among the strays, increasing the population of strays.
The worst part of all this is innocent animals are being left to fend for themselves, and globull warming is freezing them to death.
GOING?
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Is it awful that I feel a lot sorrier for the dogs than I do for Detroit's idiot electorate that helped create this problem?
Hell no!
Unless you think that thinking like me is awful.
Good Lord, now there's a giant cat loose in Detroit, too: http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/08/24/big-cat-has-detroit-residents-on-alert/
This is what the end of civilization looks like.
It reminds me of Ancient Rome when the Emperors would bring exotic animals to eat and also to entertain people. This time around though this is because no one is manning the town or taking responsibility for anything. In both cases, civilizations go to heck.
I'll bet the people of Detroit feel so safe knowing they are not allowed to have firearms. Now they don't have to worry about being accidentally shot, just eaten by packs of wild dogs and large jungle cats!
I mean I laughed but at the same time I just felt so bad at the reality of this statement.
Who would have thought that roving packs of misunderstood youths would be the least of the problems of the remaining residents?
Is that what they call them now?
You mean you don't?
Nah, I'm more of the opinion that they're trash that just hasn't been taken out yet.
Reminds me of the opening scene in "I Am Legend" where a lion took down a deer in Times Square.
Most likely the dogs will do a better job than the democrats that f##ked Detriot to death. Literally to death.
First, you have to understand that democrat/progressive/communist/socialist/fascist polices never fail on their own. They are caused to fail by capitalism/conservatism/whitey/common sense. It is never the basic ideology, NEVER.
Second, just because democrat/progressive/communist/socialist/fascist polices always fail does not mean that they should not be tried on until the do succeed.
Third, 1+1 really does equal POTATO or you are a racist, bigot, or h8er.
Or a student that graduated from a Common Core school.
attacking people
Can they be trained to attack street gang members?
The very idea gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
I feel so bad for those dogs. After all, they don't have the right to vote. Not their fault Progressive policies are burning Debtroit to the ground.
They're Detroit dogs so I assume they'd be poor voters. They'd probably elect Michael Vick as mayor.
OMG That is so funny! Wow because that is so true, that is what stupid people do, they vote for those that oppress them.
Actually, when you think about it that is the only option other than not voting at all.
Libertarians most likely don't even bother to run there, so yeah. One oppressive party or the other. So you vote for the one that promises the most free stuff.
Of course they're poor, Corporate Greed stole their gold.
Guys QUIT FEEDING THE TROLL!!!
Seriously after that crap with the WWII vet I seriously have no patience for that anymore. It really should be banned.
TD,....................MO.
Different kind of "poor," CrowFace. The English language is tough, I know, lots of homonyms, more words than any other language, but hang in there, study hard, and maybe someday you will only sound half stupid.
"For ye have the poor with you always."
Yup. Whether you have your magical gold or "corporate greed" steals it from you, there have always been poor people.
You're a buffoon.
shut up creepy. Your IQ is a negative number.
ACORN to the rescue!!!!!
Maybe the city will erect a $200 Million state of the art no kill animal shelter. That should create some serious job growth and pull the city out of the toilet.
They could use that water park. The one with no water?
Fortunately, they have plenty of rats to feed on. Too bad we can't let them feed on the politicians who created this wilderness.