Report: Obama rehearsed for his “spontaneous” singing debut at the Apollo Theatre for days. Even brought in a voice coach? God forbid he work that hard at his job… and we mean that. The less work he actually does, the better off we are. So plug your ears and play for a few months of encores.
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Touchdown Bengals! What? The Super Bowl hasn't started yet? I know that, I'm rehearsing. I can dream can't I? ;)
The toad had to sing a song sang by someone with GAY in his name. That's Obama's personality he's presenting. I'm surprised he didn't do a duet with Prince. But sice he can't shake his booty side by side (He can only pump it up and down-if you know what I mean), he could let Prince out do him. We all know that he/she voodoo witch thinks his singing to her is good. I enjoy when he shows everybody what a lame idiot he is. I'm surprised he didn't say he wrote that song but had Marvin sing and record it.
Wow. Michelle is all like... "He sings to me all the time..." If this is true it is so pathetic.
If you look and listen closely you see that he didn't even get the words correct to the beginning of the song.
Obama sang....I (pause for adoration)........ so in love with you....
Al Green, a great singer and entertainer sang......I.......I'm so in love with you...
Obama is indeed a dope.
how the hell do i get a thumbs down? listen to the damn song...he flubbed it!
i think the people that got the thumbs down were given by Obama's conjoined twin--OLIVIA. She's secretly sniping on us again. She hates it if someone tells the truth about her twin.
I don't know. I can't see Olivia not taking this opportunity to regale us with her superior knowledge. One of her more cowardly minions perhaps.
Oh Nick (Fweetness), was that you?
Is that nearly headles Nick?
Certainly mindless, anyway
Right in line with the rest of his personality. Everything has to be rehearsed in order to look right.
What would happen if he looks as he really was instead of rehearsing , just to look right ?
Then we would know that the blind can see .
But they can't , so they won't.
Michelle claimed on Jay leno that he also does Marvin Gaye and "sings to me all the time!"
I knew that he was GAY, but I didn't know he called himself Marvin!
his coolness could be perceived by some crackheads maybe. he just stuff a fiddy dallah rokk in hiz shootah an spahk dat sukkah! When hiz eye go glassy and dial up dey knowz hezonnit, chitown styill... mmmm, yeah, where's Larry?......
UPDATE: The reason it took such intensive, lengthy practice was because he kept getting one of the words wrong - "I'm...so-o-o in love with me..."
He should have sung '' If you want to be happy ( for the rest of your life )''
"Dear Leader" dosen't need a voice coach, he needs an Accounting Coach!!!
He needs a brain coach, or maybe a brain transplant. I'd like to sing a song for him - "So long, it's been good to know ya..." (naturally that second line is sung tongue-in-cheek).
(singing) So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, adieu! To YOU and YOU and YOU and YOU and YOOOOUUUUUU~
http://youtu.be/tJjBvK_2Wjo