DINOSAUR FARTS MAY HAVE WARMED ANCIENT EARTH. Darn! We would have guessed unicorn farts, which is equally moronic as this theory.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
DINOSAUR FARTS MAY HAVE WARMED ANCIENT EARTH. Darn! We would have guessed unicorn farts, which is equally moronic as this theory.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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You know...just as a thought...if all this gas DID in fact cause problems...then someone better figure out how to vent all that hot gas coming from the roof of the US Capital Building before we are all blown to hell!! ;-)
But that gas isn't flatulance, it's the stench of ignorance.
With that much natural gas in the atmosphere there must not have been any electrical storms during the Jurassic period.
Reminded me of this from back in the dial-up days (ask an adult kids)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7GmqUqVQEA&feature=player_embedded
check out the 2nd and 3rd comment from 3 or 4 years ago
A blast from the past
That explains it all. It is the hot air bloviated and passed by the gas bags in the Shithole on the Potomac.
Wait a minute , I heard it was all the Zardonians fault . It was an alien race ( illegal as I remember my grampa-pa telling me sitting on his knee ) that was so advanced , that they had invented fossil fuels , even before the dinosaurs had died in the flood .
It was all their alien monster truck shows ( fueled by the futuristic fossil fuels ) and all those dam AUV's ( alien utility vehicle fuel by that futuristic fuel crap ) that polluted the world and killed off the dinosaurs . The dinosaurs started breathing all this foul air then inadvertenly started farting the first kind of second hand smoke , that aided in their dismise .
Now if any of you want to call my grampa-pa a liar , its only because you're a grampa-phope and probably a racccccccciiiiist to wherever the hell my grampa-pa came from .
As a side note --- this unicorn fart theory has some potential . There's money to made me thinks.
Sorry, your grandpa is mistaken, it's actually George Bush's fault.
Poppajoe , I also neglected to add that anyone that didn't agree with my grampa-pa , must be suffering from some type of mental illness . Not as bad as being a libtard , mind you , but bad enough to cause no one to ever question or doubt him .
I saw a preview for Ancient Aliens (i think).. it postulated that the Iridium Layer is evidence of an extraterrestrial extermination of the dinos. And that guy's hair is crazier then ever (the guy in the ASIANS! meme)
Well, it would now seem that the "greenhouse gas" crowd just might in fact have their heads in the right place!! Let em investigate that theory for the next 150 years.... ;-)
Jurassic Fart
What's the difference between a cocktail lounge and a dinosaur fart? One's a bar room, the other's a barooooooom!