DOLPHIN LEAPS ONTO BOAT, INJURING CALIFORNIA WOMAN. We have to ask where’s National Geographic to blame this on global warming? You just know that dolphin lept out of the water because it was so damn hot. Boiled sushi anyone?
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Ingredients and forms of sushi presentation vary widely, but the ingredient which all sushi have in common is rice (also referred to as shari (しゃり?) or sumeshi (酢飯?)).
I'm surprised the Kalifornia authorities didn't arrest her for "illegal fishing."
One time I was paddling my kayak and I see this large pod of dolphin. So I think I should get close to them and commune with nature. I get in the middle of them and the dolphins are all around me. As close as five feet coming up all around me and blowing. Pretty large pod probably 20+ and I am having a great time. Then one of them comes up right in front of my kayak and its tail hits my bow. Nothing big but it freaks it out. and the whole pod starts hauling ass away. It hits me that these mammals are 10-12 feet long and I'm on their turf. Good lesson for me. I still go out near them but stay away from being in the middle.
You kayakers get all the tail.
and soon it'll be legal.
I don't think we should blame the dolphin—he didn't do it on porpoise.
Are you trolling for another pun thread?
No, I just don't want people mad at the dolphin. Poor guy was probably just distracted by his iPod and not watching where he was going.
He got agitated when she flippered him the bird.
i think he was less chicken of the boat than he was of the sea.
The dolphin just heard about the new free for all on marriage that the Supreme Court mandated, and wanted to ask her to marry him.
Okay it was Kalifornia, that means Flipper was on meth.....