Egyptian Army announces device that cures AIDS. Works on Hepatitis C, too. “I take AIDS from the patient, and feed the patient on AIDS, I give it to him as a kebab skewer to feed on,” said Gen. Dr. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, presumably speaking metaphorically.
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The only machine I know of that can cure AIDS is a machine gun.
Kind of reminds me of this comic:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cells.png
Don't know who is more stupid. THe General or the morons who let him broadcast this nonsense to the public. Here's your sign!
Too bad this device isn't able to cure stupid there Abdel-Atti.
"The general then left the news conference in a military vehicle powered by camel farts, and drove to his secret cave laboratory to work on a pill to cure the hiccups....Allah Willing....."
and all those words are spelled correctly.
Last time I was in Cabo the local pharmacy had pills that cure AIDs for $10 bucks!
Aren't these the same people who think drinking camel urine cures cancer?
Camel urine to cure cancer, a device that cures AIDS - who says Muslims don't make contributions to science?
Some people are better off with Ayds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTitP5_yDUU
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Blast from the past!
Some of my friends were talking about these ads just a few days ago. Good laughs.
Kebab? Remove kebab!