Egyptian protestors are schizophrenic: Part II

Some of the Egyptian protesters hate Hosni Mubarak and call him a Jewish collaborator. But others protesters, who seem to hate him just as much, call him Hitler.

Make up your minds, damn it. Which one is it?

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Part I: New survey discovers that Egyptians are schizophrenic

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  • Hey! That picture with the Hitler mustache looks a lot like #7 on the secret list Obama provided to Mubarak titled "Top Tens Ways I Handle Crowd Control."

    10. Claim to have secret evidence that the protesters are all racist
    9. Always refer to the protesters using a sexual slur
    8. Call them "astroturf"
    7. Pay community activists to show up at the protests with posters of Dear Leader in a Hitler mustache (claim it's proof of #10, above)
    6. Send in "objective" reporters to argue with the protesters and remind them just how good they have it
    5. Blame them for spreading misinformation that undercuts your message (set up website to collect "fishy" rumors)
    4. Count the protesters. Divide the number by 100. Tell the public you serve everyone, not just this tiny group of frustrated malcontents
    3. Pay union thugs to threaten the protesters with violence
    2. Somewhere in the world there's a lunatic planning a violent attack -- when it happens, blame it on the protesters

    And the #1 way to renew hope to the Egyptian people:

    1. Have Chris Matthews brag that whenever you speak he soils his shorts

  • Like I said earlier, to a muslim this makes perfect sense....somehow. Mubarak isn't the nicest rat in the dictator for life warren, but he's a hell of a lot better than Elbaradei and his buddies. Can anyone say Ayatollah Ruollah Komeini and Jimmy Carter in one breath? Well then, learn to say Achwan Almuslimi and BO in the next.

  • Yeah, my brother is like this (or was the last time I talked to him, which was many years ago). He hates cops, calls them "Nazi storm-troopers" and yells "Zieg heil!" every time a patrol car drives past. And then he'll tell you that Hitler was right about eliminating the Jews, Germany were the good-guys of the 1940s and we were wrong for fighting them. And then he'll tell you that the Holocaust never happened.

    He did the same thing with McVeigh: One day it's "McVeigh was a hero! We should blow up more federal buildings!" The next day it's "McVeigh was set up; the government blew up their own building." And it's not a paradigm shift from one belief to the other; it's back and forth like a mood swing.

    It's scary when people can hold completely contradictory notions in their heads.

    • ...notions in their heads..... Yeah, and be allowed to vote. Which is precisely why our system is a Republic as opposed to a Democracy.

  • Ok just for the Record ,

    neo bonbon will henceforth be known as
    TheBeachBumConservative

    Carry on.

    • Has anyone else noticed that BeachBumConservative (nee Neo Bonbon) has taken on a bit of a swagger since he won $100 trillion from IHTM?

      • Yeah. Mister Richie-Rich. Prancing all about in your gold studded G-string. Sipping on those Grey Goose Martinis. Running in the sand with your flowing braided hair... oh. uh. Never mind.

  • Ok for real this guy looks like Noriega. I was a little girl when Bush the older invaded and he was taken out but I remember him and this dude right here looks almost exactly like him at least on this photo.