EU wants to ban youth unemployment. “The European Commission wants to oblige EU countries to all people under 25 to secure a job (sic). How states are to implement the guarantee, it will not betray.” An idea so stupid, you wonder how the Euroclowns managed to beat the Kleptocrats to it.
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Maybe they could ban car accidents, too, while they're at it?
they are trying
And crime, illness, and death!
i don't think we can ban crime. If we ban laws, however;...
Hey, everything else that's banned doesn't happen any more, does it?
It's only a matter of time before the Demoncraps want to try it here as well
We wouldn't have a problem with unemployment in the first place if Corporate Greed didn't eliminate the jobs for their own greedy needs.
Hey croley, the just made stupidity a capitol offense. Kill yourself immediately.
He's not smart enough.
Read a book. You might learn something.
It's too late. His brain cells are incapable of absorbing facts, they're clogged with Mountain Dew syrup and Cheeto dust. The only access there is to his brain are the corporate greed and Ron Paul synapses.
If they did this, Crowley would have to work and couldn't spend his time wasting ours.
meanwhile the youth in Asia just keep killing old ppl.
You do realize the irony of that statement, right?
youth in Asia
Euthanasia
:D
i've been sittin on that for awhile now. glad this story came along.
Now hold on, hold on.Is this "Mish" certain that was the Frankfurter Allgemeine and not the Onion Allgemeine he was reading?
Honest to God, Sidekick has it right, you just can't make this up. "Unemployment is a problem so we'll . . . just outlaw unemployment!"
/Isn't this right out of Chapter 254 of Atlas Shrugged?
They can't ban stupid, they would all lose their jobs.
They can't FIX stupid, & they SHOULD all lose their jobs.
Of course they should, why should Corporate Greed have to provide jobs?
TD,.............MO.
Turds.
Hey, Genius, companies do not provide jobs they create them. World of distinction there....loser.
We should ban the EU before we are all unemployed. Now if they were to ban stupid, we might get somewhere.
There's not enough room in prison for all the people who would have no choice but to defy that law.
They are going to ban unemployment for the under 25.
Lessee. The the loon ass liberals, the ones in this country, not the loon ass liberals in Europe, (although it is impossible to tell them apart) also banned guns in Shitcagahole. How about if we ban clouds from forming? That makes as much sense. That's why either Russia, China, or the Muzzies will control the world. They will just shoot these dumb assholes simply for being to stupid to take up oxygen. Meanwhile, Europe and the USSA think, "Oh now that's a good idea."
Let the "under 25 " folks run the EU for a month or two to help the EU better understand the wisdom of their folly .
Even on my best (as in worse) day I couldn't make up something this insane.
Come on, you're just not trying!