EU wants to ban youth unemployment. “The European Commission wants to oblige EU countries to all people under 25 to secure a job (sic). How states are to implement the guarantee, it will not betray.” An idea so stupid, you wonder how the Euroclowns managed to beat the Kleptocrats to it.

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DirtClub
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DirtClub
December 4, 2012 6:32 pm

Maybe they could ban car accidents, too, while they’re at it?

drb
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drb
December 5, 2012 3:17 am

they are trying

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 4, 2012 10:36 pm

And crime, illness, and death!

RobertW
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December 5, 2012 3:09 am

i don’t think we can ban crime. If we ban laws, however;…

flashingscotsman
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December 5, 2012 6:33 am

Hey, everything else that’s banned doesn’t happen any more, does it?

DirtClub
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DirtClub
December 4, 2012 12:19 pm

It’s only a matter of time before the Demoncraps want to try it here as well

jcrowley1985
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jcrowley1985
December 4, 2012 2:08 am

We wouldn’t have a problem with unemployment in the first place if Corporate Greed didn’t eliminate the jobs for their own greedy needs.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
December 4, 2012 10:33 am

Hey croley, the just made stupidity a capitol offense. Kill yourself immediately.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 4, 2012 5:29 pm

He’s not smart enough.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 4, 2012 4:35 am

Read a book. You might learn something.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 4, 2012 5:25 am

It’s too late. His brain cells are incapable of absorbing facts, they’re clogged with Mountain Dew syrup and Cheeto dust. The only access there is to his brain are the corporate greed and Ron Paul synapses.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
December 4, 2012 8:58 am

If they did this, Crowley would have to work and couldn’t spend his time wasting ours.

RobertW
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December 3, 2012 8:34 pm

meanwhile the youth in Asia just keep killing old ppl.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 3, 2012 8:57 pm

You do realize the irony of that statement, right?

youth in Asia

Euthanasia

RobertW
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December 3, 2012 9:11 pm

😀

i’ve been sittin on that for awhile now. glad this story came along.

PsychoDad
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December 3, 2012 8:18 pm

Now hold on, hold on.Is this “Mish” certain that was the Frankfurter Allgemeine and not the Onion Allgemeine he was reading?

Honest to God, Sidekick has it right, you just can’t make this up. “Unemployment is a problem so we’ll . . . just outlaw unemployment!”

/Isn’t this right out of Chapter 254 of Atlas Shrugged?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 3, 2012 6:21 pm

They can’t ban stupid, they would all lose their jobs.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
December 5, 2012 5:17 am

They can’t FIX stupid, & they SHOULD all lose their jobs.

jcrowley1985
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jcrowley1985
December 5, 2012 5:58 am

Of course they should, why should Corporate Greed have to provide jobs?

flashingscotsman
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December 5, 2012 6:32 am

TD,………….MO.

Turds.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 5, 2012 6:01 am

Hey, Genius, companies do not provide jobs they create them. World of distinction there….loser.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 3, 2012 6:07 pm

We should ban the EU before we are all unemployed. Now if they were to ban stupid, we might get somewhere.

flashingscotsman
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December 3, 2012 9:27 pm

There’s not enough room in prison for all the people who would have no choice but to defy that law.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
December 3, 2012 5:58 pm

They are going to ban unemployment for the under 25.
Lessee. The the loon ass liberals, the ones in this country, not the loon ass liberals in Europe, (although it is impossible to tell them apart) also banned guns in Shitcagahole. How about if we ban clouds from forming? That makes as much sense. That’s why either Russia, China, or the Muzzies will control the world. They will just shoot these dumb assholes simply for being to stupid to take up oxygen. Meanwhile, Europe and the USSA think, “Oh now that’s a good idea.”

Neo-7
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Neo-7
December 3, 2012 4:01 pm

Let the “under 25 ” folks run the EU for a month or two to help the EU better understand the wisdom of their folly .

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 3, 2012 3:31 pm

Even on my best (as in worse) day I couldn’t make up something this insane.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 3, 2012 6:18 pm

Come on, you’re just not trying!

deepthinker
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deepthinker
December 3, 2012 3:30 pm

I’ve got the perfect solution. Military service for all or public works for all. Street swipers, solid waste workers.

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