Exclusive: Keith Olbermann’s father-in-law to become his mother-in-law. Can’t believe no one in the mainstream media has reported this yet. Remember Katy Tur, Olby’s hot little girlfriend? Well, Katy’s father is about to become her mother. Bob Tur, a former Los Angeles air traffic reporter who came to fame during O.J. Simpson’s freeway chase, just announced that he’s taking hormone therapy and will undergo sex change surgery. Holy crap! Could Olbermann’s life get any weirder? This story comes to us on a tip from another famous L.A. radio personality who just happens to be one of the Editor’s college buddies. To quote my buddy, “He’s a dick. But not for long.” And that, my friends, is where Tur differs from Olbermann. Here’s a video of Katy dirty dancing. At least we think it’s Katy. For all we know it’s her father … uhhhh … or her mother. Whatever.
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N.S.A. phone conversation (record yesterday).............
Hello Daddy/Mommy, it's Katy..how are you?
FINE.
I am fine too but Keith is in one of his usual funks again. He is bitching about the fact that no one understands him and he can't understand why CBS/NBC/ABC haven't hired him as a news anchor...
HE IS JUST GOING THROUGH A BAD TIME LIKE ME...
No daddy/Mommy I told him to take his prozac but he won't listen...and yesterday he shaved the cat.
OOOOOH THAT IS WEIRD.
He did get a call from Chris Matthews this morning. They were arguing over who is going to run the propaganda ministry during Obama's third term. The call didn't go well, Keith told Chris to stick his head up his ass and fight for air and then hung up.
(LAUGHING)
Then last night we tried to make love but Keith saw your sex change story on I Hate The Media and he just couldn't get it up...Anyway Daddy/Mommy enough about us how are you?
I AM FINE, LOOKING FORWARD TO SHOE SHOPPING WITH YOU SOON.
That's good, so your takeadictomy is still on for next Friday?
YUP, AND GUESS WHO IS DRIVING ME TO THE CLINIC? BARNEY FRANK! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
That's great! Keith and I will be there, and I told Keith again that he can't take "it" home and keep it in a jar....
THAT IS KIND OF CREEPY.
Okay daddy/mommy, I love you to, talk to you later, bye bye...click
Maybe her daddy followed in her tracks? Olbys girlfriend may have been his old boyfriend.
Don't think it's not possible.
Undoubtedly unlikely.
Well no wonder the girl was attracted to Olbermann. She wanted someone like her father... sexually ambiguous.
The shocker to me is that Keith has a girlfriend.
Who doesn't deflate after use?
Was he ever married? I cannot see him making a woman happy... nor a man... nor a plant...
Olby never got married. I know he was seeing Tur's daughter, Katie, but I never saw anything that indicated he tied the knot.
Nah, they never got married. I used a little artistic license in the headline. Otherwise it would have read, "Olbermann's girlfriend's father becomes Olbermann's girlfriend's mother", which I didn't think worked as well.
I dunno, my jaw dropped at the words Olbermann’s girlfriend"
Mine too! How can people so in love with themselves have any time or desire for others?
I can't believe he has a CAT!
Well, I hope he/she looks better than the Navy Seal that had the addabeavertome operation.
Pretty soon, that old song "I'm My Own Grampaw" is gonna be more than a joke!