EXCLUSIVE — REPORT: 8 SYRIANS CAUGHT AT TEXAS BORDER IN LAREDO. DHS will vet them by groping their junk then let them in.
EXCLUSIVE — REPORT: 8 SYRIANS CAUGHT AT TEXAS BORDER IN LAREDO. DHS will vet them by groping their junk then let them in.
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They just want to come here for some R&R before they have to get back to their jobs working for the ISIS corporation.
And those are only the ones we know about, don't ya think it's time for the moat and the alligators there Quagmire?
Flaming moat of tar, then the survivors get to cross the gator moat, both of which are 200 yards below the border. If they make it past them, then there is the line of sniper towers at 200 yard intervals, manned by pissed off rednecks and Marines.
I'm not sure the gators would eat something so foul.
That's why the flaming tar first, it would burn off the stench and leave a nice BBQ flavor.
With a little BBQ sauce, almost anything tastes good.
Which federal agency could put more players in the NBA... DHS or the TSA?
It's tough to say because, while the DHS has better shooters, the TSA has better ball handlers.
I have no problem with admitting Christian Syrian refugees since they are being killed by the Mooslimes on both sides. How do we make sure we are only admitting Christians? Len sent me this vetting test.
Here’s a “robust” method for vetting Syrian “refugees”, failing a step is automatic rejection.
Step 1. Ask basic yet probing questions on Christianity, such as which apostle betrayed Jesus or quote a parable, etc.
Step 2. Have them pet and play with a dog.
Step 3. Have them draw a picture of Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him).
Step 4. Ask them to tear a page from the Koran. Wiping ass/blowing nose optional.
Step 5. Have them eat a ham sandwich or taste some BACON.
Step 6. Have them wash sandwich down with a beer.
Step 7. Welcome to America!
Courtesy of the Grouchy Old Cripple Website..
"Piss be upon him"
I see what you did there and me gusta.
So how the hell did these terrorists get into Mexico which we all know has tougher border security than we do? Perhaps a little conspiracy between Jugears and the king of Mexico, or whatever they call him...
The same way all the South Americans get through Mexico to our border. It's called mordida, the bite, pay to play. Mexican cops are some of the most corrupt cops known to man.
Payola.