FBI raids Jared Fogle house

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• In the new America, why is this a problem? Seriously.

  • Because, some of us are still old Americans, and we would rather shoot than shut up.

  • Down with age-ism! You haters . . .

• I can't take credit but someone on Twitter said something on order of "Well, he said he kept getting into smaller and smaller pants."

• Jared, I think you're confused about what Subway's "Eat fresh" slogan means.

• What the hell is going on?!?

  • Now the TV is telling me he's been detained so apparently he is a suspect. I don't know what's going on, Kimmy. I know what you're asking. It seems like we're being inundated with perversion.

    • It is just too much! It gets worst than this... it actually gets worst.

    • Well- it seems clear to me that a diet of consisting solely of Subway fare turns fat people into skinny pedophiles. The science is settled.

      • You forgot it also makes the temperature of the earth heat up.

        • If we could pin it on that we wouldn't need to rob collect carbon taxes from corporations and peddle carbon credits.. the only scientific way of lowering planetary temperatures... and stuff.

        • If the government really wanted to get out of debt, they would institute a 25 percent Pedo Tax on all democrats......Watch them dollars come rolling in...Like bowling balls on a 10 percent grade......zooooom....

• Hey Kid! Wanna see my sandwich?

  • Hey Kid! Wanna see my foot long?

    There, I fixed it for you.

• I'll file this under "shit that doesn't surprise me at all."

  • Burger King's King and this new guy for Kentucky Fried Chicken are much creepier IMO. In fact, I don't know what KFC was thinking with this new ad campaign -- the new Colonel Sanders doesn't make me want to buy fried chicken at all. He makes want to get a gun and protect my family.

    • There's a good reason for that. He's played by SNL alum Darrell Hammond. He played Bill Clinton in their skits.
      http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=darrell+hammond&qpvt=Darrell+Hammond&FORM=VDRE

    • You know I had the same thought, His laugh is real creepy and when he offers up the free lemonade it's almost like a guy offering your kids candy from the back of a van.

• Raise your hand if you've lost your appetite for a foot-long today.

  • That was very bad.... lol

    Personally, I blame global warming.... or is that climate change?

    • Well, they say it makes animals change sex, and people are animals. People's actual birth sex doesn't matter, it's what they identify as.