Feds Spend $471,770 Observing Pregnant Women Walking Around. Another in an endless line of grants given for ridiculous studies. They could have just watched this old Alka Seltzer commercial.
Feds Spend $471,770 Observing Pregnant Women Walking Around. Another in an endless line of grants given for ridiculous studies. They could have just watched this old Alka Seltzer commercial.
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They HAVE studied why pregnant women walk as they do. And have broken down all the physical changes as pregnacy advances that causes the change in her walk.
This is our representative govt.
Next Lark Scooters for pregnant women, like the ones you see at Walmart. You'll get one free if you vote democrat.
And now for your dancing and dining pleasure, here is the full length record of "No matter What Shape" it was a hit record in 1966 done by a group of studio musicians in England called the (U.S.) T-Bones..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKwYFUCYI8
I always liked this ad. It was so apropo!
Give me the money to study why people keep gambling.
I already started my research in Vegas this weekend, and need more money to continue.............
Don't be a piker. Tell them you want to research why "whales" gamble in Monaco and request a couple of billion. Tell them you're also researching why they need expensive yachts and Bentley's.
That will be the follow up study, if I get the money for the first one.
I have exhaustively studied this subject too. One word... BOREDOM.
The grant argues that the project is necessary because “no study to date” has studied pregnant women while they walk.
OK....I want a half mill to study why people pick their nose and eat it....simply because no study on this critical issue has been done to date!!