Firefighters rescue man’s penis from toaster. We know what you’re thinking but no, Anthony Weiner wasn’t tweeting a picture to a new fan.
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Firefighters rescue man’s penis from toaster. We know what you’re thinking but no, Anthony Weiner wasn’t tweeting a picture to a new fan.
This post was last modified on August 6, 2021
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Just plug it in, set it for "light," and it'll pop out before becoming terribly charred.
The voice of experience?
That guy got toasted.
Well part of him did anyway...
Adds a whole new meaning to "a hot time in the old town tonight."
Now if we could get these guys to rescue us from that communist man child in the Spite House.
His friends now call this guy "Pop Tart".....
FTA
"Each rescue mission costs at least £290 to deal with, meaning they have set the taxpayer back at least £377,000 in total."
Why is the taxpayer left holding the bag for this kind of nonsense? People should be billed for their stupid calls to the FD. You got stuck in a kiddy car? Kiddy cars are all plastic these days. Get someone to cut you out. You stabbed your finger with a sewing machine needle? Great. Pull the damn thing out and walk to the nearest clinic to get a tetanus shot. Call the Fire Department? You get a bill.
I'm just surprised that it wasn't JP bringing us this story! ;)
LOL I was about to post that!
Hey, I have way too much dignity. Besides, I know what happened here. The poor guy was low on money and couldn't afford the regular streetwalking tarts he usually frequented, so he tried to get lucky with a Pop Tart.
I'd have gone with the Toaster Strudel me self.
Guess when it popped up he couldn't pop out or off for that matter.
There are some extremely strange people in this world. It takes all kinds and we sure as hell have them.
Could it be that his wife was so frigid, that he needed to defrost "Willie"?
Toaster greater than Jam.